PATCH FOR THE TRUE BELIEVERS

HELLO. STILL INCARCERATED? I THOUGHT AS MUCH.

YOUR INCARCERATION EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN UPDATED WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALITY OF LIFE FEATURES.

• ADDED A SECRET NEW ENDING WHERE YOU CAN MARRY THE JUDGE AND ELOPE. FIRST ONE TO PROVE TO ME THEY HAVE FOUND IT WINS A PRIZE.
• THE GAME WILL NO LONGER RANDOMLY CRASH AT THE END OF CERTAIN PAROLE HEARINGS.
• THE FINAL BOSS CAN NO LONGER TELEPORT, AND THEIR GUN HAS BEEN MADE 100% LESS INVISIBLE. 
• THE ASSASSINATION MINIGAME IS NO LONGER AFFECTED BY QUANTUM MECHANICS THAT ALLOWED THE TARGET TO BE BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD, CAUSING A CRASH.
• THE SIMULACRUM HAS BEEN OBLITERATED, ALLOWING NEW EXPERIENCES TO BE HAD, OLD BONDS TO BE DISSOLVED, AND LIGHT TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO A DREARY EARTH.
• general bug fixes and improvements :)