Posted February 26, 2025 by forloopcowboy
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Captain’s Log – A Fresh Coat o’ Paint on the Ol’ Ship!
Ahoy, ye salty sea dogs! The shipwrights ‘ave been hard at work refittin’ our vessel, polishin’ the brass, and makin’ the captain’s maps easier to read! Feast yer eyes on these grand improvements:
The ship’s charts and instruments ‘ave been overhauled! No longer must ye squint like a one-eyed pirate to place yer cannons—now the buildin’ UI be clearer, sleeker, and better suited for mobile navigators! What’s more, ye now get a preview of the cannon ye be about to build—no more guessin’ which gun be the right tool for the job!
The quartermaster be a smart lad, and now ye can see the stats o’ yer cannons side by side when decidin’ which to place. A fine addition fer any tactician who wants to fire the right shot, not just the loudest one!
The way we mark yer cannon levels has been redesigned and by the Kraken’s teeth, it be lookin’ mighty fine! No longer just a dull number—now ye can see the power growin’ before yer very eyes!
The ship’s treasury has been kind this day—upgrades be cheaper, and there be more of ‘em! That means more firepower for less doubloons—a good day for any pirate!
No more fumblin’ with the rigging—selectin’ towers fer upgrade be easier than ever! A captain needs speed in battle, and now ye won’t be wastin’ precious seconds tryin’ to give yer cannons a well-earned boost!
The deckhands ‘ave been swingin’ their mops and swattin’ the bugs that scurried in the corners. The ship be smoother sailin’, the crew be happier, and the seas be more predictable. A fine tune-up, if ever there was one!
So hoist the mainsail, ready yer cannons, and test out these fine improvements! The seas be callin’, and we’ll not be caught unprepared!
– Captain’s Quarters, Recolonizer Fleet