Posted February 23, 2025 by Quakehoof Games
NO I AM NOT SAYING THERE WILL NOT BE A VAMPIRE LEVEL. Quite the opposite. Upon silent reflection of the vampire level's story, I have concluded that it is cringe, and I can come up with something that makes much more sense. So now that I've decided to scrap the story, I can spill the beans on it and why it is so cringe.
So, the level begins with the princesses entering a crypt (oooh! spooky!) and coming out the other end in a medieval village where ponies claim that the three princesses are actually dead (very surreal!) killed in a battle with sombra at the battle of Blackcrystal Fortress (Are you cringing yet?) So they have to find three keys in the tombs of each princess, unlock the gate, and fight the... ????? I never really decided on a final boss. After defeating the final boss... well... sit down because here's where the cringe bomb drops...
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Are you sitting down? Good.
... it's all revealed to be a SIMULATION IN A MASSIVE SUPERCOMPUTER POWERED BY A FRAGMENT OF NIGHTMARE MOON'S MAGIC! Programmed by a fucking FRYCOOK that built a MACHINE FOR TRAPPING SPIRITS. Flim and Flam had this FUCKING FRYCOOK turn the MACHINE FOR TRAPPING SPIRITS, which captured a FRAGMENT OF NIGHTMARE MOON, into a MASSIVE SUPER COMPUTER called NIGHTMAREOS which they have been plugging ponies into because... idk, Flim and Flam watched one too many sci fi movies??? It was completely pointless. I was trying to connect dots that frankly shouldn't have been there.
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Here is some scrapped sketches. These are things I will NOT be using going forward in the vampire level:
So, with this crap plot scrapped, what will I put in it's place? Oh I dunno, how about something like ppshhh... "King Sombra creates an army of vampires whom he controls with some kind of evil artifact or the supercomputer from the cringe story earlier?" Seems a bit simpler, doesn't it?