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Patch Update #3

BFS9!! The Horrors on Hilly Hill!!
A downloadable game for Windows

haha hey there

Hopefully squashed some bugs this time around. Added a couple features that ought to make life a bit easier for people in general.

----------QUICK REMINDER!!!----------

Given how I have the switches and events set up, it's possible that some of these bugs will still show up with older saves. Please make sure you're using new saves to ensure you're not as likely to bump into these issues.

  • Purgatory Ending (aka the looping cutscene at the end of the Divide route) might remain a problem. I'm not sure. I haven't been able to replicate it on my end for a while, but I've tweaked the event a little so it may be fixed. I dunno, fingers crossed
  • After playing with the saucer post-game, I feel pretty confident that it won't take you back to Hilly Hills when you interact with it
  • The synthesis machine will not work if you still need to milk yourself. Tested at various stages, this fix works on my end and hopefully it'll work on yours =) 
  • If it doesn't then I'll fuck your dad, free of charge
  • Pond mini game has been adjusted to be a bit more generous with the hit boxes. I've also updated the map a bit so it's more clear which side of the pond you need to interact with in order to initiate the mini game
  • I won't actually fuck your dad
  • Added an optional easy mode for the chicken game. This will slow them down considerably; I was able to grab 30 of the little bastards with more than 30 seconds to spare, so I'm confident it'll be easy enough for everyone else. It's unlikely that I'll be lowering the difficulty for the other mini games. They might take a couple tries, but with the ability to skip cutscenes and the added option to save right before each one, I feel like the punishment for losing is super lenient. (Unless you don't actually save, in which case lmao)
  • Added a little blurb after you collect 5 cows at the beginning; if you have rations, X2 will mention using them before you progress to the Farm. (For newcomers who haven't played the prior BFS9 entry, rations will buff your max health for dialogue combat! Should make the Hilly encounter easier if you need the boost. They're pretty useless after that, though)

Really hoping these fixes work. I was expecting to be done with this project weeks ago, and there are other things I'd much rather be working on.
If things aren't fixed this time around I'll likely just list this project as canceled and leave it as the mess it is, so I can move ahead with my bigger project ideas.
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