Posted May 31, 2024 by Alz
#rpgmaker #rpgmakerhorror
I don’t really see the point in making these posts anymore, but here I am, making them anyway.
Wassup, the 2.8 people that’ll read this, I know you have been dying to know how no one’s favorite game is doing. Welcome to the Naiko’s Room Devlog of May, where I ramble for one Google Docs page to distract you from the fact that I might have to extend the deadline to August. And hey, look, I kept the streak going! How productive of me, as if writing this post is not just another way for me to procrastinate even more.
As to solidify my name as the YandereDev of RPGMaker, I will go on a rant as to why this game takes so fucking long to make. You see, Witch’s Heart--- Actually, no, let’s not... God, I can’t think of anything to write. Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So, the first route is... practically done! There’s still some art, animating, writing, and of course, music to be made, but at least gameplay wise, it’s done.
With that said, a barely audible voice from the corner of the room will ask “Then why the fuck will the game take longer????????” And that, my friend, is because of... Post-game content! That I totally forgot I wanted to make!! It’s most especially art and writing heavy, so I don’t expect it to take a crazy amount of time. And then the voice will speak again “Why add post-game content for a game absolutely no one cares about?????????????????????” And that, my enemy, is... to bring my silly little brain to peace! To get the happy juice!! This entire game is made only for me, actually, sorry if you even thought otherwise. I thought about adding it in an update after Chapter 2 comes out, but then I thought “Bruh, where’s the rush?” I will TRY my HARDEST, MY VERY BEST, MY UPMOST VILE EFFORTS to finish all of it in July, mostly because I don't feel like working on this game so much longer.
Hmm... Did you know I started working on the “remake” of the Demo (Now Chapter 1) in April? Which means this silly little game has been in development for a year now? And only one chapter is out? How crazy is that, what a waste of time, I should just give up and erase the existence of this game---
I ran out of things to write about, so this is it for this devlog!! I’ve got nothing interesting to say, so bye lol.
The handless clock may shatter, but it will never stop ticking.