April Fools' Update

Hello, everyone!

I would like to present to you my latest ideas that I would like to introduce in the near future. And it is in no way connected to April Fools' Day.

NEWEST PLANS for the game itself:

• Demo gonna cost only $69.69, process of creating games is VERY expensive.
  
• Game gonna use PATH-TRACING as default setting, it cannot be changed.
• Adding NFTs support.
  
• Adding LOOT BOXES for only $6.99.
• All controls will be completely random every time you open the game. And it won't be possible to change them.
• FIVE-FACTOR-AUTHENTICATION to just register account.
• Adding BATLLE-PASS for only $9.66.
• For the safety reasons Im adding KERNEL LEVEL ANTICHEAT for your safety.
• Game from now gonna require internet connection, and no there are not gonna be multiplayer.
• From now if you want to start next day you gonna pay only $0.99.
• Every time you gonna serve a customer there gonna be unskippable ad.

GAME REQUIREMENTS:

• CPU - AMD Ryzen Threadripper PRO 5995WX or better.
• GPU - RTX 4090 TI SUPER PRO+ or better.
• STORAGE - 69TB NVME
• RAM - 128GB DDR5-8000MHz
• OS - Arch Linux is the only supported OS any other linux distros are banned like MACOS or WINDOWS.

I'd love to know what you think about this.