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JESSE, IM BUSTIN OFF THIS PATCH!
Posted January 18, 2024 by Adam
Hello!
This patch has Walter White about to cream. Good Zza zza.
PATCH NOTES 1.9.5!
- Ghost Busters:
- Zapped those annoying Ghost buttons that kept bugging Tim. Tim's on a break, by the way. No, not fired. Just a break.
- Game Over Drama:
- Added a dramatic endgame flag. Now when it's over, it's really over. No more awkward lingering.
- Epic Win, Now Snappier:
- Trimmed that never-ending win animation to a snappy 4 seconds. Because who has time these days?
- Soundtrack to Your Success (or Failure):
- Popped in some funky sound effects for wins and losses. It's like a mood ring, but for your ears!
- Bet Responsibly, Kids:
- The bet button is now smarter – it hides when you're broke. Sort of like your friends when you need to move.
- UI Gets Buffed:
- Swanked up the UI for mobile. It's now so large and in charge.
- Tidied up the radio buttons. Because cleanliness is next to godliness, right?
- Only lo-fi beats in the radio, because who needs variety?
- Sneak Peeks and Teasers:
- Waved goodbye to Tutorial Tim. He's on a sabbatical, studying the art of not being annoying.
- Dropped a "Coming Soon" banner. Stay tuned, folks!
- Pause Menu - Now with Less Chaos:
- Refined the Pause Menu. It's like giving your game a 'spa day'.
- Canvas Goes to the Gym:
- Beefed up the Canvas Scaling. It's now flexing all over your screen.
- Resolution Revolution:
- Finally fixed that pesky resolution issue. You can now see the pixels in all their glory.
- Easter Eggs for Days:
- Added an Easter egg every ante increase. Because who doesn't like surprises?
- Endless Mode Extravaganza:
- Rolled out the red carpet for Endless Mode. Now with more timer and ante displays than you'll ever need.
- Dealer's Got Deep Pockets:
- Dealer's rolling in cash with a cool $9999999. Don't ask where it came from.