
Posted January 13, 2024 by RoanneTheWolf
Alright, the first (and maybe last) update.
First, I reworked the gravitic normalization technology to stop the html elements from boogie'n all over the screen on mobile. Now they're locked in position. In a position that's more optimized for desktop than mobile, yes, but they're still in position.
Now, upon starting a new save, a timer will begin. It only runs while you're on the main screen, and its only function is to give you a highscore-esque thing at the ending (as well as more math. I love boobie math).
Finally, if you scroll down from the prologue, you can enter the password to start the game with cheats enabled. I've said it twice in the game itself but I'll say it once more just to be sure: The game is more fun if you play it without cheats. Growth that is slow and steady is always hotter than instantaneous growth, as long as both reach the same size at the end (and they do!).
If you're continuing from a v1.0 save, the new portions I added to the settings and ending will look wonky, since it's trying to count how many seconds has passed since [ ], which isn't really a number. However, the rest of the game will play as usual and you can continue without fear.
Did you know that a play-in-browser file and a downloaded file can't have the same name? I do now. It's pretty cring.