Version 1.0.3: the love update

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.

Time to share some love! And this love will be shared through hearts, bug fixes and small improvements.

• Love for players: feeling burnout, weakness and several brain injuries after a boss fight? Worry not! From now on, Boss Fight Customer Services™ will serve all players a free sample of 2 health boosts after every boss fight!

Note from Boss Fight Customer Services™: Boss Fight Customer Services™ is not affiliated in any way nor will ever be to the individual known as Robert the Salesman or his hideous teleporters.

• Love for Robert the Salesman: his name should now fit the name text box when talking to him so that you know he's a salesman, in case you didn't know.

Note from Robert the Salesman: cry about it, Boss Fight Customer Services™.

• Love for Jungle King: dying to Jungle King no longer results in an awkward silence, and instead, his boss theme keeps playing. In addition, now he actually turns around to move. He's an insect, not a crab.
• No love for Sapoconcho: on the other hand, Sapoconcho's HP has been nerfed. Sorry buddy.
• Love for doors and the Holy Pizza: doors make a sound when opened, and so does the Holy Pizza when dashing. Sorry stealth players.
• Love for spelling: small dialogue changes. Now Mr H knows how to spell "painful".
• Love for hearts: fixed bug which caused players to respawn with less than the maximum HP if they were beat too hard during their past life.