Posted June 04, 2023 by aplove
hey knuckleheads! guess what? it's my birthday!! and its also the 1 year anniversary of releasing the first public build of this game!! yipee!!
so i have some good news and some bad news... the good news is that you can now beat the game! the bad news is that the game isn't finished (yeah... bummer) and it'll be in early access for a bit longer
that being said, here's what's in this update!
wait what the hell that's the thing that's on the cover of the game!!! that must be important
ooo spooky
uh oh! bisexual panic
huh? wuh? what's this?!
ermm.... nothing to see here
v2.5.0.0 changelog:
-added new playable character
-added new areas
+these are the last two "main" areas
-added new enemies
-added new recruits
-added new bosses
-added endings
+some endings have variations depending on how you've progressed through some story elements
-added new weapons
-added locking onto enemies
+done with middle mouse/right stick press, will automatically rotate the camera
-you can now grapple and throw certain props (crates, explosive barrels, etc.)
-added new story elements & conversations
-added butt slapping
-added gallery images
-added new music
-added & adjusted achievements
-minor visual changes & bug fixes
[18+ content only]
-added new scenes to the rhythm minigame
-added an 18+ exclusive weapon
thanks for playing!!!