v1.3.0. Don't play this, try this other game!

Hi! How have you been? I have a big surprise for you today!
Yes, big news: you don't have to actually play this game!!

Listen carefully: I specifically made another game to fulfill your gamer needs!
Yes, I'm so lovable! I suggest you to try it: https://waldorf.itch.io/game-you-cant-lose

But if you really want to play this instead, here's what changed with the update:

Version 1.3.0.

• Added a line of dialogue for every item in Fazey's home.
• Probably fixed an error that rarely resizes the window incorrectly in the final fight. 
• Fixed bug where player gets teleported twice if they do the buffer room last. 
• Added two small surprises in the long corridor.
• Removed mouse movement: in many cases it may create confusion.  I don't want the player to get too confused!
• Added a special purgatory/easter egg if you play the game too fast. 
• Somebody actually did a speedrun of the game??? And if you go fast as well, it also shows your time. Added a streamer-friendly music.
• Changed some out-of-game elements (watch this video!).

That's all, see ya soon! (in the other game! ♥)