Posted January 11, 2023 by LunarLoony Interactive
Well, as the title screen promised, the game has been immediately patched because it didn't even work on the system it was made on! Now, it might actually stand some chance of being playable.
Still not worth playing, of course, but that's just a technicality.
The tool used to create this (The 3D Gamemaker) had a patch which allowed games to run on Windows Vista specifically - so I've applied it and rebuilt the game. That is all.