Beyond Drunk - Golden Jack's Christmas Afterparty

Merry Christmas and happy holiday!

To celebrate and have some (very dumb) fun, here's a special version of the game's demo.

What if the entire cast of Beyond R: Rule Ripper got so drunk that they stopped making any sense? The answer to this question that probably no one ever asked is finally here.

Everything's explained at the start, but in a nutshell, this is a somewhat Christmas themed, randomly machine translated back and forth version of the introduction of the game. It's nonsense, but it's fun nonsense. To me, anyways. Enjoy!