Same old adventure, updated for modern times!

The old engine was starting to show its age. This release is a rewrite in godot engine. Features the same script and gameplay, with some higher resolution graphics and browser support.

Wait, what is this game and why should I know it?

You got me! You probably never played this. Epic story of a nobody was a rather quick to play (about 20 minute play-through) text adventure game made for a ludum dare compo. If features:

• many locations you can travel to
• hand drawn graphics
• lots of silly battles
• three different endings, depending on your actions

Have some time to spare? Download the game for windows or linux, or run it in your browser!