AI Slop v1.2 Changelog

50 News Headlines including:

• "Your slop is in the top 100% of all slop generated today!"
• "Dev found bug. Relabeled as 'feature'. Problem solved."
• "This message intentionally left meaningless."
• "POLL: 100% of players are currently playing this game."
• "Dev adding 'AI' to game description increased downloads 400%."

79 Achievements now including:

• "Born Lucky" - 10+ crits in first 50 clicks
• "Unlucky?" - 500 clicks with 0 crits
• "Nice Round Number" - Exactly 10,000 slop
• "Infinite Yous" - 500 clones of yourself
• "Bot Uprising" - 100 bots demanding snacks
• "Event Horizon" - 50 prestiges, no escape
• "Whale Status" - Spent 1M slop on upgrades
• "Crit Demigod" - Half mortal, half lucky

Funnier Generator Descriptions:

• Analytics Farm: "We know when you blink"
• VC Funding: "Losing money at scale is a strategy"
• AI Hype Machine: "It's not a bubble if we all believe"

Snappier Tutorial:

• "You could close this tab. But you won't."
• "What is slop? Nobody knows. But you want more of it."
• "The exit is right there. You won't use it. We both know this."

Better Milestones:

• Dev Hired Butler: "Butler also clicks sometimes."
• Dev Bought Island: "Named it 'Clicktopia'."