Posted January 10, 2020 by Chinley Games
Now the simple man can do more than just one thing. His purpose in life has changed from only patrolling the area to patrolling the area and trying to punch you.
Now I have no idea why such a kind soul would try to punch a fellow kind soul. Maybe he despises the fact that you have more purpose than him. Maybe he hates that there's someone out there who looks identical to him. Maybe he doesn't have time to ponder this as he is too busy following his code. Why would a person punch someone who could, for all anyone knew, be related to them? Who knows?
Oh and, by the way, I really do mean "trying" to punch you. Unlike you he never can land a hit. I'm sure the reason for that is just as illusive as any that would explain the man's unusual behaviour.