Posted December 08, 2019 by Mellow
A new critter contestant has entered the fray, Carktus!
Carktus is the neutral inanimate given life, and she is no stranger to a civil uprising, fighting to take down fascism wherever possible. She was last seen hopping down Route 69 with a .50 caliber rifle and a blank stare. Carktus is most definitely banned from r/Pyongyang
Likes: Planting trees, morning dew, words of affirmation
Dislikes: Cops
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