Posted October 08, 2025 by Phuck You
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FILE: BPE-001-CH1
SUBJECT: Best. President. Ever! - Chapter One Deployment
STATUS: PUBLIC RELEASE
CLEARANCE: UNRESTRICTED
Following internal simulation trials and containment procedures, Chapter One of Best. President. Ever! is now active and available for civilian download. Early field data suggests players are adapting rapidly to executive protocol chaos parameters.
Primary Operation: “The Circle Office” - navigate escalating administrative collapse inside the executive compound.
Behavioral Protocols: Expanded mission logic for Rump Unit including policy drafting, object manipulation, and unprovoked declarations.
Environmental Enhancements: Revised lighting models, higher-resolution propaganda assets, and functional NPC physics.
Sound Intelligence: Updated audio surveillance lines and panic ambiance.
Performance Directive: Stability improvements for Raytracing and modern GPUs; reduced crash rate during “Executive Orders.”
All saves prior to build v1.0.0 have been purged for security reasons.
Certain mission briefings contain material deemed unfit for standard morale distribution. Proceed at personal discretion.
Reports indicate unexpected player empathy spikes. Monitor self.
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Chapter One marks the beginning of the archive. Further files remain under classification pending declassification order BPE-002.
To participate in ongoing containment, submit intelligence via the official playable sequence.
Document released under Freedom of Information Compulsion #4512-A.