Posted September 07, 2025 by Stylish
Hello? HELLO? please... send help...
"Ending Transmission" - AL
Hello there. I am AL, your assistant to the space adventure that we are about to go on. I am capable of helping with calibrating scientific instruments, sending data, autonomous travel, and much more. One might ask why I need you... ha... Ha... HA... That was a joke. I am programed to keep you happy throughout our travels as well. Would you like to listen to music?
Well buddy looks like you and I are launching at the same time. I'm thinkin I'll be done with these signals faster than you know it and be back here on earth. What landed you in this position?
... zzzZzz... Is this thing transmitting? There we go. Listen if you want to survive this trip... DON'T TRUST A... ZZzzz... - Transmission ended
... BANG.... BANG... BANG... LET ME OUT!
Keep your head down, no one survives...
Well that's enough of that. Turning on the cryopod until next destination. Estimated arrival time 2 years 3 months and... Blackout