Closed Alpha

Hey paper commanders,

I just launched the Closed Alpha! 🎉

That means: a few lucky folks (aka my brave friends) get to test the game before it’s cool. 😎

🧪 What this Alpha is about:

• Testing core mechanics – does the shooting make sense?

• Checking performance – runs smooth on your potato?

• Spotting weird bugs – broken variables, stuck enemies, black holes, you name it

🛠️ Stuff to watch out for:

• Does the auto-fire mechanic feel good?

• Any moments where you went “huh??” instead of “hell yeah!”?

• Got feedback? Hit me up

This version is still rough, but it’s getting juicy. Your feedback = my patch notes. So go ahead: play it, break it, roast it 🔥

Thanks for being my alpha crew.

Now go test, and may the papery chaos be ever in your favor.

–Max