This game is sick, I was thinking about running a body horror cyberpunk campaign when I stumbled on this system. Love it! Gender is my favourite target
Hi hi! I made a full autosheet for the game - though it evidently includes basically all player-side content (backgrounds, mutations, psionics, etc) so I won't share it publicly but uhhhhhhhhhh you may be interested?
Hey, just bought the game :) Looks really cool, gonna play it with my friends when i get the chance. Just wanted to say that im not sure the line about flouridated water in the intro paragraphs is super cool. The idea that fluoride in the water is harmful is like... wrong. And belief in that idea can easily be a gateway that leads people into far right beliefs (for an example, see Australian TV chef Pete Evans). As such, it might be better to replace the reference with like leaded water, since that's already mentioned on page 63. Sorry for the little monologue, just something I think could be changed for the better.
I left it in because I trust my readers are smart enough to know that anti-fluoride stuff is bullshit. I appreciate the feedback and it is something I will consider changing on the next editing pass.
I feel like this game is so obviously satire that you'd have to be a real life fluoride-zombie to have this be your gateway to the right. It would be like having Fahrenheit 451 be your gateway to fascism.
okay upon further thought i have one bad thing to say about this game: it feels kinda man centric. there are a few classes that have hate women as a passion but no hates men, ya know? I get wanting to avoid being misogynistic, but there are as many women that are weird about capitalism as there men. I saw the freak shit catalog is going to have a mom contract killing as a side gig class, so that's nice, hope there's more like that.
"This is one of those few games, like GREED, like Troika in the sense that it just causes an outpouring of creativity for everyone at the table. The writing is immaculate to deliver a unified tone of the gross, the unfettered and the deeply inhuman,
If you want a good time, buy this game and buy it again."
I ACQUIRED A FREE COPY BUT NOW I AM GIVING YOU MONEY IN PREPARATION FOR EXPOSING MY PLAYERS TO THEIR FIRST TARGET: A BASEBALL PLAYER WHOSE CHAOS GRAND SLAM THREATENS THE NEW FUNKCHUNKOPOP™ GIGAFACTORY
I purchased this CONSUMER PRODUCT to offset the ravenous parasites and keep the manufacturer in business. I have distributed fifteen copies laced with hyperillegal stimulants to endangered species and as such have voided the warranty. I love capitalism, glory to the dollar value.
This absolute banger of a game was missing an online character sheet, so I made one, with Contract tracker so your players know where and how they lost money, and "automated" hit locations because discord bots hate d66s
HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE is type 3 fun. Bad things will happen to your character. You will not be able to explain any of it to your mother without making her question your life choices. Spending debt is weird and sad and genuinely makes me want to hit things until they die (positive), and if that sentence doesn't make any sense to you, please play the game I promise you just need context.
This game watered my crops, shot the corpos on my tail, gave me multiple physical and neurological mutations(probably positive), and I haven't even read it yet. Bitchin game!
Who should I email or otherwise smesssage if I were to make some piece of media talking about how emotionally invested I am in this game I downloaded 3 minutes ago?
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. if you read this you have to buy it, even if you already have a copy, even if you have no money, even if you're late to your dog's warehouse logistics management certification graduation. buying as soon as i have the dough and as soon as i get my hustle on, but not being able to buy it for lack of expendable money means i'm already playing!
I'll be keeping my eye out for sure! Not that I'm gonna hold out for free stuff, you deserve the moolah. I'm here after watching the dragonkid vid, probably like many people here and I need to get my grimy paws on this asap, even if I don't get to run it
Hey there. Odd question soz, but is there anywhere I can see the options that weren't voted on for the third dlc. I might like to at some point homebrew something based on the unselected choices
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This game is sick, I was thinking about running a body horror cyberpunk campaign when I stumbled on this system. Love it! Gender is my favourite target
Hi hi! I made a full autosheet for the game - though it evidently includes basically all player-side content (backgrounds, mutations, psionics, etc) so I won't share it publicly but uhhhhhhhhhh you may be interested?
Yay! Sent!
When you level up a character, do you add 10 + your current level in Debt, or 10 + your next level?
current level
Thank you!
Hey, just bought the game :) Looks really cool, gonna play it with my friends when i get the chance. Just wanted to say that im not sure the line about flouridated water in the intro paragraphs is super cool. The idea that fluoride in the water is harmful is like... wrong. And belief in that idea can easily be a gateway that leads people into far right beliefs (for an example, see Australian TV chef Pete Evans). As such, it might be better to replace the reference with like leaded water, since that's already mentioned on page 63. Sorry for the little monologue, just something I think could be changed for the better.
I left it in because I trust my readers are smart enough to know that anti-fluoride stuff is bullshit. I appreciate the feedback and it is something I will consider changing on the next editing pass.
Understandable, have a nice day.
Thinking about it, its not really that funny so I'm probably going to cut it. I appreciate you drawing attention to it.
I feel like this game is so obviously satire that you'd have to be a real life fluoride-zombie to have this be your gateway to the right. It would be like having Fahrenheit 451 be your gateway to fascism.
okay upon further thought i have one bad thing to say about this game: it feels kinda man centric. there are a few classes that have hate women as a passion but no hates men, ya know? I get wanting to avoid being misogynistic, but there are as many women that are weird about capitalism as there men. I saw the freak shit catalog is going to have a mom contract killing as a side gig class, so that's nice, hope there's more like that.
otherwise, great game, no notes
It's something I'm aware of and actively working on
DUDE, THIS IS FUCKED. THIS IS RAW.
EVERYONE SAYS THIS, CONTRACTOR
Random question: what would happen if the HyperMall and Alpha Complex came into contact with one another?
they would kiss
Really? I figured they'd immediately go to war while accusing one another of being Communist.
kill everyone now
all six billion of them, even
You should commission someone to make a D66 die and sell it
This is a repost of my 5 star review
"This is one of those few games, like GREED, like Troika in the sense that it just causes an outpouring of creativity for everyone at the table. The writing is immaculate to deliver a unified tone of the gross, the unfettered and the deeply inhuman,
If you want a good time, buy this game and buy it again."
THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOU WILL BE SPARED.
If i were to write down every time this book make me laugh id find the itch.io comment limit
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR DAILY JOY QUOTA. PLEASE REPORT TO HUMAN RESOURCES FOR REEDUCATION.
I NOW UNDERSTAND TRUE [love], 10/10.*
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I MISSED OUT ON A FREE COPY BUT I'LL BUY ONE WHEN I GET PAID
I HAVE ACQUIRED A FREE COPY I AM READY TO TORMENT MY
FRIENDSCOLLEAGUESTHEY WILL UNDERSTAND PAIN
I ACQUIRED A FREE COPY BUT NOW I AM GIVING YOU MONEY IN PREPARATION FOR EXPOSING MY PLAYERS TO THEIR FIRST TARGET: A BASEBALL PLAYER WHOSE CHAOS GRAND SLAM THREATENS THE NEW FUNKCHUNKOPOP™ GIGAFACTORY
HE MUST BE DEFEATED, CITIZEN. OUR SHAREHOLDERS DEMAND IT.
I purchased this CONSUMER PRODUCT to offset the ravenous parasites and keep the manufacturer in business. I have distributed fifteen copies laced with hyperillegal stimulants to endangered species and as such have voided the warranty. I love capitalism, glory to the dollar value.
FUCK THEM ENDANGERED SPECIES
This absolute banger of a game was missing an online character sheet, so I made one, with Contract tracker so your players know where and how they lost money, and "automated" hit locations because discord bots hate d66s
I'M BLOWN AWAY, THIS IS STELLAR WORK.
HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE is type 3 fun. Bad things will happen to your character. You will not be able to explain any of it to your mother without making her question your life choices. Spending debt is weird and sad and genuinely makes me want to hit things until they die (positive), and if that sentence doesn't make any sense to you, please play the game I promise you just need context.
THIS IS VERY KIND EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT SHOUTING CROW'S GAMES THEY ARE VERY GOOD
PRAISE BE TO THE CONSUMER!
HALLOWED IS ITS MAW
This game watered my crops, shot the corpos on my tail, gave me multiple physical and neurological mutations(probably positive), and I haven't even read it yet. Bitchin game!
THANK YOU. GET BACK TO WORK.
Oh right I should drop this bitchass here
*EXTREMELY CORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
Based
I regret buying this. 10/10 would give my money again
(i love it )
BUYER PROTECTIONS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR YOUR SAFETY. NO REFUNDS.
I HAD TO SELL A KIDNEY TO BUY THIS (I claimed a community copy thank you so much I love you sir you deserve the world best of lucks with everything)
HUNTER-KILLER BIODRONES HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION, PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION
Thanks for you're product.
Who should I email or otherwise smesssage if I were to make some piece of media talking about how emotionally invested I am in this game I downloaded 3 minutes ago?
you can find me on twitter @ratbastardgames
I really do need to make a proper business email
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. if you read this you have to buy it, even if you already have a copy, even if you have no money, even if you're late to your dog's warehouse logistics management certification graduation. buying as soon as i have the dough and as soon as i get my hustle on, but not being able to buy it for lack of expendable money means i'm already playing!
community (free) copies go up pretty regularly!
I'll be keeping my eye out for sure! Not that I'm gonna hold out for free stuff, you deserve the moolah. I'm here after watching the dragonkid vid, probably like many people here and I need to get my grimy paws on this asap, even if I don't get to run it
Hey there. Odd question soz, but is there anywhere I can see the options that weren't voted on for the third dlc. I might like to at some point homebrew something based on the unselected choices
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1cHXr8g4-Oz4nnuLkYm1au7GHJYzZCnfuo30bOZ2tgd4/edi...
Here you go! If you use em for something, let me know!
It's looking like the sheet is only saying 'responses are closed' soz
try it now. It'll probably let you vote lol
Fuck capitalism and fuck your sale. Im buying this full price IDIOT.
You have been reported to the Sale Enforcement Authority. Please comply.
I declare! This Consumer Product™ is choice! I simply must put in the media-troph for the young ones to nibble!
*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE*
I am not entirely sure how I got here but boy am I here. In further news I have decided to subject my friends to this.
HAVE A GOOD TIME, CITIZEN
I absolutely love this but could we please have a version with bookmarks
That's on the horizon. I agree, it's really annoying to navigate as is.
Also planning to add an index of relevant tables at the end of the book. We'll see how that goes, but definitely getting bookmarks.
brilliant and fun (and peak Cruelty Squad or whatever that aesthetic could be called) and I utterly adore the art, true creative vomit I love it
it's clearly so thoughtfully done, great work dude
THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOU WILL RECEIVE A 10 MINUTE HEAD START.
Absolutely cannot wait to run this, looks sick as hell!
THANK YOU, CITIZEN. YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HAVE BEEN LOGGED AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOCKED FIFTEEN (15) MINUTES PAY FOR TIME THEFT. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.