Is it worth writing a proper review for a game that effectively equates to a shit post (albeit, a high quality shit post)? Who knows, but I guess my format demands that I do. Just, don't take this review too seriously. I streamed this game.
Pineapple on Pizza is a vibrant game with a a simple yet bright artstyle and a pretty groovy soundtrack (just the 1 track). You can explore the island until your heart's content and once you are content with your heart, you can leap into the volcano and end your life early. (This is of course advice for the game and not advice for real life.) The game seems to be designed for youtubers to make dump soy faces at in the thumbnail, and I was left waiting for that totally poggers moment to make me soy like my favorite wojacks. The result was simultaneously expected and unexpected. Did it make me soy? Not unless you count me doing a totally poggers soy face as a way to make fun of all of the other soy faces linked in the comments. Was it at least entertaining though? Absolutely. The presentation is pretty great with the game. I was impressed that (again, for a shit post) the dancing animations mostly were in sync with the music. Though there were a few exceptions where I guess the dev just got tired of making a large number of dancing animations move in sync with the music, but I mean...I don't blame him, this was already a lot of effort for a shit post. The dynamic shift in the music as things began to light on fire really did feel like the party had truly officially started. It really was a nice touching having the music seamlessly transition which again goes back to the strangely high level of quality put into this game.
It concludes rather satisfactorily with a few of the island people getting eaten by sharks. What more can be said? Well, my frame rate starts to tank once things get set on fire. I guess if this was a game with commercial or more serious prospects that would be something worth investigating, but does it really matter for this game specifically? Probably not.
I give this game a rating of: 0 pineapples outta of pizza.
If you'd like to watch my experience with your game, I've linked the archive below. You can click the timestamps to jump to when I start playing your game.
Probably the greatest game I have ever played. Super funny and dark. Definitely will make feel good playing it. Very clean graphics too. Amazing! 10/10
Le 3èmes Volume de cette série de 3 jeux d'horreur et voilà les titres - Funny Park --------------------------------- Tu joue le role d'un enfant et tu as plein de puzzle pour te sortir de là - Burger & Fright ------------------------------- Toi et ton vélo doivent déjoué les atrocités que tu dois rencontrer sur la route. - PineApple on Pizza --------------------- Tu te trouves sur une île paradisiaque quand tout à coup la fin du monde approche.
This was a really cute game with a lot of stuff to explore, I really liked it. MY only negative is the music was a bit over don eand repetitive, but VER VERY good overall! Great job!
I made a playthrough video if anyone wants to see:
This was truly a life changing experience. From the men dabbing, to the woman holding her baby burning alive, and all mixed with a great soundtrack. This is truly the pinnacle of gaming.
Man, I was not expecting the reaction I got when I jumped in the volcano. The music choice with the chaos around me had me giggling uncontrollably like some sick manic.
"Unexpected emotions you might not have experienced before."
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10/10 I love the lava killing everything
Very unexpected ending
Is it worth writing a proper review for a game that effectively equates to a shit post (albeit, a high quality shit post)? Who knows, but I guess my format demands that I do. Just, don't take this review too seriously. I streamed this game.
Pineapple on Pizza is a vibrant game with a a simple yet bright artstyle and a pretty groovy soundtrack (just the 1 track). You can explore the island until your heart's content and once you are content with your heart, you can leap into the volcano and end your life early. (This is of course advice for the game and not advice for real life.)
The game seems to be designed for youtubers to make dump soy faces at in the thumbnail, and I was left waiting for that totally poggers moment to make me soy like my favorite wojacks. The result was simultaneously expected and unexpected. Did it make me soy? Not unless you count me doing a totally poggers soy face as a way to make fun of all of the other soy faces linked in the comments. Was it at least entertaining though? Absolutely. The presentation is pretty great with the game. I was impressed that (again, for a shit post) the dancing animations mostly were in sync with the music. Though there were a few exceptions where I guess the dev just got tired of making a large number of dancing animations move in sync with the music, but I mean...I don't blame him, this was already a lot of effort for a shit post.
The dynamic shift in the music as things began to light on fire really did feel like the party had truly officially started. It really was a nice touching having the music seamlessly transition which again goes back to the strangely high level of quality put into this game.
It concludes rather satisfactorily with a few of the island people getting eaten by sharks. What more can be said?
Well, my frame rate starts to tank once things get set on fire. I guess if this was a game with commercial or more serious prospects that would be something worth investigating, but does it really matter for this game specifically? Probably not.
I give this game a rating of: 0 pineapples outta of pizza.
If you'd like to watch my experience with your game, I've linked the archive below. You can click the timestamps to jump to when I start playing your game.
Le 3èmes Volume de cette série de 3 jeux d'horreur et voilà les titres - Funny Park --------------------------------- Tu joue le role d'un enfant et tu as plein de puzzle pour te sortir de là - Burger & Fright ------------------------------- Toi et ton vélo doivent déjoué les atrocités que tu dois rencontrer sur la route. - PineApple on Pizza --------------------- Tu te trouves sur une île paradisiaque quand tout à coup la fin du monde approche.
this game was great and so good in fact i lost my will to live!
This game was wild! Everyone was having a good time until I ruined it lol! Good game!
wow wtf cool game but unexpected
This was a really cute game with a lot of stuff to explore, I really liked it. MY only negative is the music was a bit over don eand repetitive, but VER VERY good overall! Great job!
I made a playthrough video if anyone wants to see:
Nothing to spice up your pizza like a volcano and a massacre
10 canned pineapples out of 10!
This was truly a life changing experience. From the men dabbing, to the woman holding her baby burning alive, and all mixed with a great soundtrack. This is truly the pinnacle of gaming.
yes
Un juego bastante divertido, me saco unas risas en algunos momentos
Man, I was not expecting the reaction I got when I jumped in the volcano. The music choice with the chaos around me had me giggling uncontrollably like some sick manic.
"Unexpected emotions you might not have experienced before."
Yeah, that about sums it up.
10/10.
🐢Turtle 🐢
yup agreed
watch bijuu mike + others play it 100% best reactions
horrifing game 1000%
Aún no lo he jugado, pero en unos días lo haré (y subiré mi Gameplay a YouTube).
Sé un poco del juego, y pues... sí transmite el verdadero sabor de la pizza con piña.
Hay algo que no entiendo: la mayoría de los que comentaron esto hablan inglés, seguro ni saben que Alva Majo es español xD.
No tiene nada de malo, pero es una locura.
So cute!! and dark....but mostly cute!
i like to eat pizza BUT NOT LIKE THIS :']
You ass. Still like Pineapple on Pizza.
GRANDE ALVA
This was horrifying 10/10
EW DISGUSTING TOPPING 0/10
that was a joke great game
idk what to put here
bye ig
This game is definitely not what I expected, play if you dare!!
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oh no bingus died jk
The game took an unexpected turn
This game is soooo adorable!!!(i just watched an entire village die)
Traumatizing
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copy and paste this everywhere so bingus can explore the internet
lo descarge pero lo abri y me decia: Tu Windows a protegido tu PC y no dejara que abras una aplicasion desconosida. eso me decia
y no pude jugar nada>:(
Is this possible to port to android to the Google play store for free
I hate you
What do you mean
I can't believe such a cute game turned so evil.
noice