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Dani you stupid nigga I hope you choke on a piss and die you  diarrhea gargling cum sponge your game to hard I rage ma sister got mad and she wont share her steam gift card. I promise pain without end to you you scumbag I hope you die nigga bitch cunt spaghetti eat shit. Mild is bad bad bad chocolate mild is better ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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r/youngpeopleyoutube.

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Hello Dan, prepare to be posted on r/danidev and be harrased

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRacdl02w4

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youareanidiot.org

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chill bru

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Shut the fuck up you fucking retarded degenerate. Dani is a great game creator. So fuck off

reported i hope u get banned kid.

imagine being a retard

lol imagine using really offensive language and getting reported

dan10090 your a bully >:(

Dan-I

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Ah yes, a refreshing MILK.

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when is karlson going to be released 

true

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He said in the new trailer that it’ll be either later this year or 2021

thanks 

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Your mom's boner

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Hey Dani can you please give option for ios too

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LOL TRUE GAMERS HAVE PC

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I have PC too but just asking so I can  play it anywhere 

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he says a lot that ios is hard get games approved or whatever.

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no, you already have everything better than us you rich white kid, your such a fake boner

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system requirements please not sure if i can run this on a macbook pro 15inch mid 2014 pleaseeeeee!!! ahahaha

idk there is a mac option

but system requirements read it carefully

I AM RUNNING A HP NOTEBOOK 15 FROM 2014 I HAVE A NEW MACBOOK PRO 2020 WHAT IS THIS ONE I AM TYPING **** IDIOT

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karlson vibe





also add multiplayer to this

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GUCHI BANANA I FINALLY GOT IT

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ngl but karlson be looking kinda T H I C C

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THICC

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how to dele om osx complety

are you having a stroke?

This is a Windows 10 Machine i am on but i have the new Macbook Pro 2020 with no butterfly keyboard Just delete the zip file and empty the bin something 

why does my computer think its a virus

its because it doesn't have a certificate

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Becasue gucci banana is out of it thinking limits 

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Am I in the past, i only have windows 10 and this man has windows 64!!!!

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windows 64 = x64 processer

windows 32 = x86 processer

if you don't know right click on this pc then properties

its a joke

r/whooosh

He's got (+3) and you have (-3)

that's when you know you messed up

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this is what Karlson looks like after he doesn't drink milk for 20 minutes 

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nice meme

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windows deffender won't let me run it

click on show more then click run anywa

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Please make this an APK file for us Amazon Fire boiz who don't have access to the Play Store

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just search milkman karlson apk and you will find it lol

Ok thx

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This is cringe ngl

orange juice gang guy

i am a milk gang guy

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level 10 is freaking HELL like I don't want to be disrespectful but the how the heck do you expect a drunk, derpy guy to walk on a plank......through the ROAD!! smh

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Unreal fun game that shows the benefits of milk.

Нереально весела гра, яка показує користь молока.

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UPVOTE!

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Why would he go through so much trouble just for milk, that's disgusting... The objective should be something sweeter and fruiter, like idk, some oranje juice perhaps? Cringe...

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hav some culture man...

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his eyes lookin kinda, t h i c c

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its me or your sonic is looking kinda... t h i c c

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Can i play this on a chromebook

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Yes with the linux or android version.

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Can you provide instructions because when i download it then add it to  a new file it still doesn't work. i think im just doing it wrong.

I don't use Chromebooks but I know we can run linux and android apps.

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i need more levels

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10/10 would play again milk gang rules oj gang drools and is cringe bro

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No joke, I've playtested a heap of games, and this game is better than almost every Steam 2020 release. Less bugs, less early access abuse, more MALK.


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this is the best game ive ever played...... and it THICC

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NOICE  YOU MILK!

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I had so much fun playing these games, got a bit scared with the small robots though :0 

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the small robots are billys

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excellent i have been killing small children.... just what i need!

Show post...

Hi! I am a new game creator and i have uploaded 3 games, I know they suck but also hope you that you will like it and will download it, please download the games i worked really hard on them. Here is the link https://immortalcool-guy.itch.io/

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Really?

Show post...

yes

Like the 2048

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STOP PROMOTING

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no i dont think i will

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DANI GIVE US THE DODGE MODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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🥛milk 

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milk 

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You monster, I am allergic to lactose. Each time I drink milk I lose health.

I NEED ALMOND MILK NOW!!!

GOOD STUFF

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guuci banana boi

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Yeah, i'm a gamer, i play games because me are gamer...if you say i am'nt a gamerAA

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I don't think it's the real Jschlatt

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Man OJ gang makes me sick am I right GAMERS? This milk lookin kinda THICC

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Nice Game Dani!

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Oh boy do i love the boner gang

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Hello , I Just finished playing your marvelous game!! here is a short but entertaining (I hope) video I recorded!! Keep making games Dani, You're Amazing :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPfF9m3pvA

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We had Karlson 2d, and Karlson 3d... Milkman Karlson: Hey! Wassup my friends!

people who drink milk: best game i like

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yes

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I'm a programmer, too, and from now on, I will always play [K A R O L S O N V I B E] while drink milk, program, and be epic

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make it so you can actually jump instead off just flopping high 

Flopping high is epic

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