I had a burger that was right crispy , smothered it in ketchup with a fry on top, that made it better, but for you just get some drink. I wouldn't mind a salty burger, as long as I had a drink to go with it.
sorry if you think that. I was just tryna play a game and be funny while giving the devs constructive criticism/ praise. It turned into protecting some kids from vulgarity bled through from Discord and elsewhere. I'll just go back to playing the game then. #NPCaptainTryhard
oh no now jester jesters havoc and the rest are going to roast and insult you, you will fail your end year, get downvoted by 192 people, a furry will rail you, you will get cancer and die at the young age of 57
Ah, the internet—a place where dreams are born, friendships are forged, and cats reign supreme. It's a magical realm where we can share our thoughts, engage in discussions, and occasionally stumble upon the bewildering phenomenon known as the downvote. Yes, my dear reader, today I shall regale you with the woeful tale of how a single downvote transformed me into a melodramatic mess. Prepare yourself for a journey through the treacherous lands of virtual popularity, where even the mightiest warriors can be felled by a simple arrow of disapproval. The Innocent Post: Once upon a time, in the kingdom of the Internet, I posted a seemingly harmless observation. It was a witty comment about the peculiar habits of squirrels collecting acorns, which I thought would spark laughter and bring joy to the masses. Alas, little did I know that an unseen adversary lurked in the shadows, ready to strike. As I refreshed my browser, eagerly anticipating a flurry of likes, I was instead greeted by a single downvote—an arrow aimed straight at my fragile heart. In that moment, my world turned topsy-turvy. I questioned my existence, my purpose, and most importantly, my comedic prowess. How could someone not appreciate the sheer genius of my squirrel-themed humor? Oh, the depths of sorrow I plummeted into! I sought solace in a tub of ice cream, using a spoon as my only companion in this cruel world. I composed woeful poems, shedding tears on my keyboard as my sorrowful sonnets met the unforgiving backspace key. The skies darkened, my laughter turned to sobs, and even my cat abandoned me, sensing the dire state of affairs. The Quest for Answers: In my desperation, I embarked on a quest to uncover the enigma of the downvote. I traversed the forums, consulted the wise elders of the internet, and delved into the ancient texts of online etiquette. The answers were as elusive as a cat chasing a laser pointer. Some claimed it was an accidental click, while others believed it to be the work of nefarious trolls. Perhaps the downvoter was a squirrel sympathizer, offended by my humorous portrayal of their nut-hoarding antics? In my darkest hour, a ray of hope pierced through the gloom. A kind stranger appeared, offering comforting words and virtual hugs. They reminded me that the worth of a post is not determined by a mere downvote, but by the joy it brings to those who appreciate it. They urged me to rise above the virtual negativity and embrace the laughter that my words had ignited in others. With renewed vigor, I wiped away my tears and prepared to face the online world once more.
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gg :)💔
that's bc that's a dc squad
lol
Uchia i sent you a code on ig, please join let's play again
I don't chat there..and I don't want to join u
How many times do I have to tell u
Uchia I'll help you practice bow Just you and me join
Leave me alone oof
Uchina do you remember me
Nice :)
Is Uchia here
leave me alone pls
I created an account here just for you
I'm sorry if my words sound hurtful..but you are really annoying:(
thats suspicious -_-
yep
wdym?
I missed it :(
yea but I have other pictures with you
nice :D
noice
thx
where??
desert fruit
hello hello?
hallo
XD
lol
XDDD..why
D:
Did you mean to write $100?
Nah. 100 000 $
XDD
Starsket whare are you??? :-(
Starsket, where'd you go 😭
?!!?!
he's missing..
how do you know?
Hasn't been seen.
For the past hour.
He's not missing..I was playing with him tonight
Hmm, I have a feeling he was fake.
But he speaks just like star.
hello
hallo
Why did you change your name...everyone thinks you are missing lol
:))))
https://narrow.one/#WY9L MANOEL GOMES BLUE PEN
JZBF
wow ur kill !!!
oof
awesome!
this was a gg
nice !
what does that mean
lets play n1 together
Oh God D:..Is this a natural jaw or did he undergo plastic surgery?
All natural.
Do you want the drawing to be in anime style?
yes sure whatever
ok
bro is NOT sc
discord and itch good now? nice
i ordered a burger and its too salty :(
I had a burger that was right crispy , smothered it in ketchup with a fry on top, that made it better, but for you just get some drink. I wouldn't mind a salty burger, as long as I had a drink to go with it.
Aow... Sorry for you... Btw, do you like tacos?
Mmmmmhhhh
yes lol
that's so bad :(
oof :(
hemburger
Sad :((((
Here's some more: 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
thank you :)
burber
ngl the fruit in desert is hard to go in to a lot of parkour the devs made like they made plat forms to go on to
thx for explaining parkour, but here's the thing, we know what parkour is.
nvm
ehem, so for advice just use a speed-boosted runner and you'll succeed.
ye
it's parkour lol
Sheesh i missed a lot
yes
Welcome to itch.io!
Quite the lovely place isnt it
Yessiree
yeeeeeuuuuuppppp
Yesss
can we like stop the drama pls
discord is inferior to itch ok pls let's not have this dumbass convo again
say that on discord
#narrow-one
eh tell that jester too, we werent the only ones that started the fire
lol
true
I was just trying to make people laugh... I won't bring it up again, promise.
lol i remember being called someone who can't take a joke . . .
and it's ironic xd
We're done, we're done!
You don't fire, and we won't either.
Look >.< (points to the war between itch and discord)
lol
It used to be fun when the n1 was a whole community without these npcs
Yep. All the OGs were chill. Then we devolved into THIS.
We split in two.
Discord People:
Itch Guys:
I'm really sick of this.
.
same
i wouldn't get sick but i'd just go "bruh" everyone beefin arounf
who are the OGs
Well, here are some I remember:
Madara Uchicha
Clint Barton
Pro King
Dragonair
Archer525
Apollo (UC)
Everson (UC)
Bowboi
and some others. (Will edit if i remember any more.)
uhh we're later gen OG's, early gen OG's would be pro king, 70, clint barton, etc etc
yep
bruh.
Did I miss somebody..?
not to start an argument or anything but most og's who chatted n chilled used itch
og's are still here and
sorry if you think that. I was just tryna play a game and be funny while giving the devs constructive criticism/ praise. It turned into protecting some kids from vulgarity bled through from Discord and elsewhere. I'll just go back to playing the game then. #NPCaptainTryhard
Ah, it's fine Jesters. I just think think that Discord VS. Itch topic is getting a little sore...
i see hehehe
lol
jester can u make a pic of u in N1 shooting me in N1
absolutely a little later
yea
b2dk are you srsly gonna stall M8M6?
its over
He ain't stalling anything. The more he sits there, the more we think poorly of discord.
+ he's acting like a baby.
well jester is too, basically everyone in this stupid discord itch conflict
my guy, lulz. please lulz.
Yes
Yep. I never understood why we just cant get along.
True stop the stereotypes about itch and discord
yeah yeah I wonder who started making shitty songs against n1
exactly
bro what I haven’t even been on in 2 hours
lol
private
any code for new map
Brother, I just got into M8M6, what the hell is this?
B2DK throwing a tantrum. we'll get over it.
Pfft stfu ask your jester friend over here to stop jumping on me
First, stop offending itch
b2dk trolling idk
it happened. its over. I was the ultimate troll for lulz... it backfired a bit.
lol
bored ig and this jester guy replied to over 24 of my messages sending the worst insults which made me cringr
Bro, ur the person whose insults are just cringe, we all know that.
gAyNesS
couldnt agree less
PM44
M8M6 is better
B2DK is just camping M8M6 with clones, DW guys, he can’t wait it out forever, if he thinks he can, I’m just speechless.
him kits and snadow to be honest. Discord only comes together when Itch blows the dog whistle.
Rlly? Snadow and Kits don’t seem to be doing much, but, true.
bruh i was just checking
idc abt that whole childishness
thanks for not participating in that child's ishness
stfu ask your jester kid to stop being annoying and ill stop
bruh im not even there :|
thanks for dipping out now its just infurness and goldgamer Nu
i joined the code looking for a game to play, saw b2dk and left, didnt stall your "immortal" code, please dont cry
it's fine
oh I will do this everyday, even if I leave later will come back and continue
Bro, IDC, it ain’t the end of the world if we lose one code, we can always make another. It ain’t the heart of itch’s innocence.
then id work on that
Imagine making this part of your daily routine... we got in his soul... yikes
damn bro this routine will take 1 min and I’ll go to my switch and plqy totk 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I've become a part of you... on the inside heheh
But seriously lets call it even and dip out. the tiffs have been taffed and Itch wants to go about its day making history. Truce?
And bro finally used a comma ☠️
☠️,
Aw helllllllllllllllllllllllllllll naw.
Don't tell me discord got their grubby hands on M8M6.
Time to turn the tables.
Great, you're gonna waste your days on a video game just to be a jackass.
ik
itch this is a kys
my guy you so bored
Bro was literally staying there for abt 2 hrs to try and take down M8M6 and it still isn’t down, lol.
mofo I will stall M8M6 until I die
bro you are dead heheh
discord jelly tastes good on toast
Tf man, this ain't a W for you, this is an L 💀💀
damn bro when one settles down another arises stfu
Bruh, what do you expect if you say "itch kys"
uh what?
lol
b r u h
4VBR
Guys, don’t worry, discord hasn’t taken away M8M6, it is just temporarily compromised.
im still in it
guys how does it feel to lose M8M6
fake news
imagine using a comment section as a communication app
dang should i be reading this
imagine pissing off an entire active server from the comment section 🤯
idek who started the beef but ok sure
eh bluey, from this end no beef. I'm just poking a dead bear for the lulz. Who knew it had a ghost.
godtier jugaad
"i can't be the first one but i can be the first sniper who came to there"
--------- aza222
Ah.. i made it 2 days ago.
same
nooooooooooooooooooooololooooooooooooooooooooo
also CODE:M8M6
Yay
True, jesters the poacher, GL.
send it here where it belongs:
Like I sent ur ugly face.
Sad that you and your peeps think this way...
XD
Sup B2DK
yo wait which user r u
My name was "😃🔪"
ah kk
U r always in arena at this time I have noticed
yeah its one of my favorite maps
Again
sup itch comm
yo
Yo
Hallo hallo.
Welcome to the itch.io!
personally I wouldn't have it
oh no now jester jesters havoc and the rest are going to roast and insult you, you will fail your end year, get downvoted by 192 people, a furry will rail you, you will get cancer and die at the young age of 57
I won't
NOOOO ! ! !
Ah, the internet—a place where dreams are born, friendships are forged, and cats reign supreme. It's a magical realm where we can share our thoughts, engage in discussions, and occasionally stumble upon the bewildering phenomenon known as the downvote. Yes, my dear reader, today I shall regale you with the woeful tale of how a single downvote transformed me into a melodramatic mess. Prepare yourself for a journey through the treacherous lands of virtual popularity, where even the mightiest warriors can be felled by a simple arrow of disapproval. The Innocent Post: Once upon a time, in the kingdom of the Internet, I posted a seemingly harmless observation. It was a witty comment about the peculiar habits of squirrels collecting acorns, which I thought would spark laughter and bring joy to the masses. Alas, little did I know that an unseen adversary lurked in the shadows, ready to strike. As I refreshed my browser, eagerly anticipating a flurry of likes, I was instead greeted by a single downvote—an arrow aimed straight at my fragile heart. In that moment, my world turned topsy-turvy. I questioned my existence, my purpose, and most importantly, my comedic prowess. How could someone not appreciate the sheer genius of my squirrel-themed humor? Oh, the depths of sorrow I plummeted into! I sought solace in a tub of ice cream, using a spoon as my only companion in this cruel world. I composed woeful poems, shedding tears on my keyboard as my sorrowful sonnets met the unforgiving backspace key. The skies darkened, my laughter turned to sobs, and even my cat abandoned me, sensing the dire state of affairs. The Quest for Answers: In my desperation, I embarked on a quest to uncover the enigma of the downvote. I traversed the forums, consulted the wise elders of the internet, and delved into the ancient texts of online etiquette. The answers were as elusive as a cat chasing a laser pointer. Some claimed it was an accidental click, while others believed it to be the work of nefarious trolls. Perhaps the downvoter was a squirrel sympathizer, offended by my humorous portrayal of their nut-hoarding antics? In my darkest hour, a ray of hope pierced through the gloom. A kind stranger appeared, offering comforting words and virtual hugs. They reminded me that the worth of a post is not determined by a mere downvote, but by the joy it brings to those who appreciate it. They urged me to rise above the virtual negativity and embrace the laughter that my words had ignited in others. With renewed vigor, I wiped away my tears and prepared to face the online world once more.
ong fr bro speakin fax u W
wtf is this, a novel xd
Bro is using the Internet and AI for a comeback, LMBO.
LMBO why should I waste my time writing to kids who don't understand shit
Expected me to read the whole thing? Nah, I don’t waste time on ur trash paragraphs.
Lol what's this
That was eye opening i have also recently encountered this bewildering phenomenon and is in the process os recovering
This was all I needed today
Omg, got so me so good, I’m gonna cry in a corner forever.
But Fr, grow up.
"grow up" btw no emojies in this app?
Bro, learn how to make an offense first, then speak.
teach me how to make an offense then sir
so ur saying to us that we need to be an asshole
disord
he did that on purpose
Omg, got so me so good, I’m gonna cry in a corner forever.
But Fr, grow up.
grow up? pfft tough talk for a fella with a small cock
rip
Imagine upvoting ur own post, lol.
sure sure I have 2 accounts
Boko imagine DOWNVOTING
Wasn’t me, bro.
dc ppl r also nice jester 😃
well it's not a hard decision like you think it is
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dang y'all so weak jehehehe. 1 meme to rule them all. better check your gender
oh im sorry... coffee