explanation of why this game has such bad matchmaking and why it's never ever fixed, just a warmup because i have a make-a-myth assignment .
There are two Deity Pelicans that are tasked with growing the islands of N1. Each island is an aspect of the game, weapons system, matchmaking system, etc. For whatever reason Pandora decided to store her box there and the Pelicans agreed. However, Pandora opened the box on that very island, and all the pain and sorrow in the world was unleashed. However, the sea of 3js codes was very basic, and because the code couldn't be put together, the box's effect didn't reach the other islands. The evil is still trapped on the island to this day and the Pelicans dare not go there again, lest they be consumed by the wrath that took the spirits of many fallen archers the Pelicans once looked over.
First we start small and remove all fearless armour from the Top 10 so that they have to buy it again. Then we ramp things up by permanently changing their ig names to ๐ฉ###. And if those DDogs don't kneel, we move to DUMBCON 2.
from what i heard it isnt gonna be based on individual skill level but based on if you win or not so technically the number of fearless players may or may not stay the same
It was towers and yeah like 1/2 of the match Rus was there. But took the backseat poaching at the center bridge. I was rushing with two other noobs getting my butt shot over and over again killing everything in my wake and then Rus would come in and scoop. It sucked, but it worked.
I think I am goin to be done with itch soon getting kinda bored of it I think I will leave when I get fearless bow I need to start getting my farewell address ready tho lol
Plus I told u not to scroll and sry if this mad u mad somehow some ppl in discord even nicer than itch ppl even the ppl u consider โmeanโ if u talk to them by ur self they r pretty nice
And last thing u insulted me for just saying discord is better ๐ค I never said itch was bad 2
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explanation of why this game has such bad matchmaking and why it's never ever fixed, just a warmup because i have a make-a-myth assignment .
There are two Deity Pelicans that are tasked with growing the islands of N1. Each island is an aspect of the game, weapons system, matchmaking system, etc. For whatever reason Pandora decided to store her box there and the Pelicans agreed. However, Pandora opened the box on that very island, and all the pain and sorrow in the world was unleashed. However, the sea of 3js codes was very basic, and because the code couldn't be put together, the box's effect didn't reach the other islands. The evil is still trapped on the island to this day and the Pelicans dare not go there again, lest they be consumed by the wrath that took the spirits of many fallen archers the Pelicans once looked over.
ok ty
woah i dont get anything
Woah, nice story.
haha my parents would clomplain abt this not filling one page
Really???? Mine give me that same scolding!
bruhhhhhh that sucks bc rn im being forced to write it longer๐
๐๐๐
I could work with it. It ties into my Inner Code Theory.
lol thx
7YH3
parents made you leave again?
Nah, just lunchtime
i cant for the rest of the day, maybe tomorow, cya then
oof, cya
cya
oh ok
hey, did itch.io just go down????
wdym???
Couldn't log in, type, or anything!
same to me but fixed now.
SAME!
nothing happend to me i wasnt online that time but....what is going on?!?
yea, i couldn't reach tich.
oof
me to
It did happen, but we back online. Someone on Discord tried to hack us so I sent an army to destroy their server. Iz all gUd.
bruh if it weren't online i wouldn't have to worry about chilling with mah bois and suddenly getting hacked
also how the heck do you an army to destroy a server my 30k strong army only destroys humans and cause destruction
lol
it's armyin' time
First we start small and remove all fearless armour from the Top 10 so that they have to buy it again. Then we ramp things up by permanently changing their ig names to ๐ฉ###. And if those DDogs don't kneel, we move to DUMBCON 2.
ok what in the actual hec-
Wow, nice plan.
lol
yea
i caught a noob walking around T-posing ๐๐
OOOF
๐bro
bro living in ohio ๐
Im tryin'!
xd
*combo hit*
for bowboi, this is Hunter
lol i died????
HEY! don't leave, ok?
yes
Don't leave! Who is bullying you?
we don't like whoever is bullying Hunter bruh
well, yeah, but who? If he's being bullied I want to kick the bully's ahh.
thx
lol
stupid ass noob ruined my speedrun before a meeting and ticked me off
ooooof
Half of my games be like
fairest N1 matchmaking
definitely with All my tm with -10 kd and the other team with the 5 tryhards and me with a 2 kd keeping them off for 5 minutes
well, you're SUPPOSED to have a 1 kd, that's average. even a 2 kd is good
i heard its being replacd with elo now so idk its prob gonna be fixed
oh that's nice i'm familiar with elo but that might mean meeting less fairless players?!!? idk
from what i heard it isnt gonna be based on individual skill level but based on if you win or not so technically the number of fearless players may or may not stay the same
15K!!!!
ballin'
lol
just got 25k today 2
noice
nice
thx
๐ฅณ
new vid
Nice as ice.
join zdcg
nvm
gg
gg
gg
gg
FCHJ
gg
GG8H
oof, parents :(
lul
gg
(even tho i was never there)
lol, i was only there for 2 mins, so gg
mhm
can you play??
not at the moment.
aw
sad :(
yes
send a code later pls
fr
bro needs to go the asylum
Guys, there are a bug in squad, join again FCHJ
Yay!
but my account will stay
havoc and bowboi i hope youll have a good life im done with itch.io good bye sarjint
Ohhh no! : (
bye :(
Nope! :'(
Oh nOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
why, my friend???!!!
Yes
.. Why??????
well... you see...guys....
?????
What? Why?
well... you see i get bolliyd all the time i go in a squad
by other ppl and i dont feal safe on itch here guys
How?!
We don't bully you!
yeah!
bru
Iโve been bullied a fuck ton on discord but I ainโt leaving
also I havenโt seen ppl bully you on itch
yeah who does that
WHAT?! who is bullying you?
bruh
nice
"nice"
-Aussua
nooo don't
If someone is bullying you irl, tell and adult. On itch? block them. in game? ignore them. Don't listen to what a bully says.
you should not be affected by a insult, that's very bad.
ye, don't leave!
Don't leave. You are 100% safe, and no one can hurt you.
They can't do anything to you, and plus you have us.
remember that words can't hurt you
YOU need to take CONTROL.
nice!
nice :)
NICE!
Wtf.... The bow of the blue woman! XD
Thatโs little thing btw, and yeah, xd
FCHJ for Sid the squid
Ill brb!
what are these names?????
def in a squad
im not you or
also payback for hunter: u are a lil poo poo pants
UR A BICH IDOIT AND NOBODY LIKED YOU ASS HOLE
?!?!
is this why you're leaving?????!?!?!
I thought you guys were brother and sister..?
oh we just had a fight
Brueheubrurb
bruh you're lemon?
assassin clan :skull:
oof
Isnโt that the clan that sultan guy made
yes also nig
hey guys i met rus 1 year ago and befor he even had fearless to this day on we know eech other
nice
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU LIFE FUKING FURRY FAN
what?
so what if i am? you are the worst blabber mouth on earth who never stops talking
oof, what happened?
???!!!
they had a fight irl or on itch and now hate each other
typical sibling fight
yep.
nice!
When we mention jester in a post:
Me?
Hah, yes, Iโm not very well known on itch, as in jesters case, heโs been for quite a while, so I usually think ppl are addressing him.
Yes, there are two of them!
me?
lol first mach im waiting
I JUST PLAYED WITH CHIKEN
jeez bro, did you lose brain cells?
how?
he's being silly.
bruh
lol
nice
btw havoc i wunna talk no one join pls code CGH7
ok nvm dont join havoc
sorry I was asleep ๐ด
why did that emoji make me wince?
np
I'm sorry, later?
844H! Two poor guys want ppl to join!
again, I was asleep!
Jester, can you send me your skin?
dint you see he wont be here to day :(
Me?
Yes
I donโt have a download, is that ok?
Then download it I guess?
Or send a screenshot
Ok, Iโll send screen shot
New clan: Fake Jester Clan [FJC]
Impersonate Jester!
Lol
lol
Me?
y e a s
Ayyyy, I get a clan named after me
Congratulations! You're the first person EVER to have a clan created about you, by someone that is not you.
hooray!
xd
we're so cool ๐ฅheheheh
heh. heh.
xd
V8B3
omw
anyone know the gear that makes you really fast?
I don't know, don't ask me!
I just play the game!
bracelets + head wreath
Use the clown armor and the runner bow. If you need it for PVP, use assault or some other.
i know
for starters, use the jester suit.
jester gear
is that the fastest? cuz i have seen very fast people with diff gear
JVNQ
BRO WHAT? I WAS LITERALLY TESTING HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD FIND ME?? AND I ONLY GOT 1 KILL FROM THE RUNNER???
What???
!?!?!? bruh
BMZB
FGRR im back again lol
anyone on?
Coming
I was asleep then
sry
bye ill be not in online for 1 week:(
Bye! :(
byez
bye:(
byee
goodbye :(
Bye, cya later :)
gg. this match broke my back for no reason.
code?
it was two hours ago. :|
oh ok i was gonna go clean up the monsters around my house anyways and go to bed
nice, bro's score makes rus look like a jest.
jkjk lol
lol
nice!
I have someone in my squad who wants to know if you can join. Can you?
boutta dip wish I saw this earlier :(
who though?
A guest. Idk why they wanted you to join so much though.
Dang bro, looks awesome, plus, Iโve never seen Rusโs score and kills this low, did he join late or smth?
It was towers and yeah like 1/2 of the match Rus was there. But took the backseat poaching at the center bridge. I was rushing with two other noobs getting my butt shot over and over again killing everything in my wake and then Rus would come in and scoop. It sucked, but it worked.
:)
good night
gn
gn
If ur itch person donโt scroll down
Told u
why should only a itch user be warned?
Everyone here is itch
well it should be everyone, shouldn't it?
ye Iโm kinda dum
Smells like Discord Doo Doo.
frfr
Ur doo Doo
D:>
alphin's doo doo
donโt warn them delete it QUICKLY
k
thx
xd
Don't scroll down
You should stop
You just wasted your time.๐
I just wanted to see the posts below this one ๐
War is good..๐โโ
but Peace?
Peace is very bad.. ๐กโโฎ
but peace is fun :)
ye
yes
Peace brings prosperity, and freedom. Money and more!
โAn eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.โ โ Mahatma Gandhi
lol
?
both are needed, but peace > war mostly
Yes, both are needed, but peace is better than war sometimes. You must be in between.
ye
Peace brings money in N1 if u jump in front of someone the whole time how do you expect to get coins
haha, the lust for money will blind you.
there's more than money, rly tho.
ngl that shit kinda boring
at least you don't gotta owrry about being killed. even most of war is boring af
yeah' you do speak facts. Though, on the front lines, war isn't very boring. Especially in the thick of it.
But overall, most of war is just diplomacy and overweight guys with mustaches pushing green army men figures across a table.
exactly
War is chaos and chaos is fun
Well yes, that's why my name is Havoc, but peace is also good.
In a public match that is. In real life and private squads, peace is superior, even if war happens even once in a while.
A good empire would not wage much wars or raise tensions, but rather reduce them, at the same time stocking up a army for defense.
a dormant stockpile.
It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin [war]. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.
Sun Tzu - The art of war ๐ค (A well knowledged general knows this book well.)
And it's vital importance of protect the State (your clan)
Yes
My brother wants to read this book for fun. (I think it was only for bragging rights tho lol).
lol. you don't just it there's understanding too
I can agree with this!
this should be my wise words on my abt page either that or some sun tzu quote
did it
https://bowboi.itch.io/
Finally!
Wallpaper is.. looks a bit cursed.. ๐
It continues
peace is boring
wOuLd YoU rAtHEr hAvE :
Peace and prosperity?
Or
War and Death
most of war is boredem
yeah, and another major part is sadness.
that is tru but I am talking abt a game rn
I think I am goin to be done with itch soon getting kinda bored of it I think I will leave when I get fearless bow I need to start getting my farewell address ready tho lol
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nice
lmao
very nice in a matter of fact AMAZING
if ur itch person donโt go down more
Discord is better
w
Yes, stay on discord.
don't scroll more than here:
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We don't need any more people from the slums in the high rises!
bruh let'em go to de slums im just chilling as people leave because i get more vacant villas to visit :)
yeah :)
discord aint as bad as yall think but we do have some sus convos here and there
lol
Plus I told u not to scroll and sry if this mad u mad somehow some ppl in discord even nicer than itch ppl even the ppl u consider โmeanโ if u talk to them by ur self they r pretty nice
And last thing u insulted me for just saying discord is better ๐ค I never said itch was bad 2
ehh
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smh
R.i.p. for WG
๐ R.I.P
RIP for the W.arner B.ros
Sad :(
havoc and bowboi, can u play now?
I could've played 12 minutes ago! code?
6FNK
aw man :( i still need time :(
Does anyone know how many AH and DC have
DC has 50+
so does AH
ansy is part of NU now? we have the leading ytber in NU now?!?
Well, he isn't in N1, so he's in the NU! lol
lol that's bold to assume there aren't any neutral parties . . .
who told u N1 and NU are rivals
im in DC, HC, FC, and SSC
noice
I'm within every clan except for N1
And except for WG, WC, and whatever other name.
xd
haters ๐
btw, is SSC a clan?
it's still being debated.
btw, we need to discuss that..
IK!!!
Dc? at least 25.
more
ooh, you said at least, gotcha
how many ppl does FC and HC have
lemme see
ten.
aw hell naw bruh, he's gonna try and convert our members into WC ๐
aw hell nah mf taking my men to the WC tf this gotta do with player census ๐
xd
i wonโt just seeing what I have to beat
he better not ho
tho*
i wonโt just seeing what I need to beat
well you can't fight us with 0-3 ppl for sure
Bruh, you're a one man army, whattcha gonna do
i im in HC, not FC though :(
u wanna join?
sure
yayee :)
YayYAyYAYyaYyay
Yeah, what bowboi said, 10
eh?
i meant 10, i typed too fast!
oh lol