Hello again my moldy cheese bags, my lovely ghouls and creeps, I have returned to inform you that I have replied to my Monster High: The Movie post multiple times in order to expand on the reason for the new generation's failure to amuse me. If you wish to see it please scroll down and read, if you do not wish to see it go see it anyway. If you do not see it, I recommend you do, after all it is... to die for... *evil laughter*
I just notice that my comments, Something Scary, have not had a new post in 9 MONTHS *insert dramatic gasp* that is the true horror is it not! But seeing as it is spooky season, it does seem the perfect time to start writing spooooky stories again. I do not know when I will finish it but I shall attempt to write at least one short story by mischief night and have it posted for everyone to read, if I shall finish more than one I will post all of them. Feel free to tell any of my stories at any spoooky gatherings you have with your friends or family, but all of the new stories will be posted on mischief night. If you wish me to post any earlier than that I shall see what I can do, but I make no promises. So remember, my moldy cheese bags, to stay tuned... *insert evil laughter*
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that looks like jerry. little closer up than jerry usually is though. jerry is chill so i said when i die he can take my skin. I like jerry he is cracked at destiny.
Monster High: The Movie, not as bad as I thought, still not worth your time. Unless you're planning on going blind.
But I should say that Cleo De Nile was some of the most insulting shit I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure these people have never heard of character progression or development. There's only story, no character. At no point during this movie did I feel like anyone improved or was better by the end. Clawdeen saves Cleo's life once and all of a sudden Cleo does a total 180? Sure, yeah, whatever you say.
All my homies hate g3 Cleo cause she's based off no research whatsoever and is extremely insulting to Ancient Egyptian culture.
Cleo notes that she studied with Heka, the ancient Egyptian god of magic and medicine, once in this movie, otherwise, that fact is practically non-existent. She also pronounces 'Heka' like 'hecca' which is weird and also not how you pronounce it. She says 'Oh my Ra' once and during every other point in the movie, you wouldn't even realize she's supposed to be ancient Egyptian royalty.
I don't think any of the emotional beats hit hard enough, they're either cut short or turned into a song and the songs aren't bad but they don't do a really great job of capturing the emotion they're trying to capture so by the end you probably couldn't care less about the characters and what they want or why.
It's honestly just watching a series of events unfold. If ur into that stuff then knock yourself out but personally, I don't enjoy that.
The songs came at the worst times imo, and I just wanted them to end.
I already talked about the fashion nightmare the movie is so I'll skip over that.
This movie was an hour and thirty minutes of my life wasted. Nothing happens, and I mean it.
I noticed a few youtubers going on youtube to say that "oh it's not that bad" and yeah it isn't... but it's not really good either. Especially Cleo and the absolute shit they made her into, she's just a white pov of ancient Egypt and I hate it.
This entire movie was just:
and that pretty much sums it up. At no point did I genuinely care.
I started re-watching g1 Monster High and I think the reason g3 failed in it's attempt to re-vamp an old show was because they forgot what made Monster High special in the first place. That it wasn't like other girls... literally. Monster High wasn't afraid to be whatever it wanted. Even the motto "we are monsters, we are proud" Monster High was all about just being who you are and owning it. The characters were who they were and they owned it, they didn't let people tell them wrong. Each character was different and special. That's what they got wrong. It's just not interesting anymore because it's not special anymore. "Show your true monster heart" just doesn't really hit that well does it? The original motto makes me feel like I want to shout it out and tell everyone about it, the new one makes me feel like a baby. It's just not special. It's not fun... or funny. Like at all, all the jokes are so flat. It lost the charm that made Monster High special in the first place. That's where they went wrong.
and also g1 never took itself too seriously all the time, not everything has to be so serious. One of the parts that made g1 especially charming was the play-on-words.
Scarice, city of frights (Paris, city of lights)
Boo York (New York)
Boovie (movie, though that one wasn't present in s1)
Spooktacular (spectacular)
Beast (best)
Biteology (Biology)
Creature (teacher)
Casketball (basketball)
Creeperific (terrific)
Creepateria (cafeteria)
Curdy (cute + nerdy, this one isn't play on words, it's just adorable)
E-gore (e-mail)
the list just goes on and it's honestly adorkable. It's so fun and charming, even if I was 80 I'd still love it. It was interesting unlike just "haha bad actually means good in this world isn't that so funny haha hilarious and totally not overused haha lol" it's just so overdone and boring. It doesn't even fit the Monster High universe. Maybe they thought it was "too childish" but that's exactly it, that's exactly what made people of ALL AGES love it so much. It was fun and felt fun to watch. Now it's like they sucked all the life out of it. G2 was too childish, g3 was too lifeless.
In my opinion, they pretty much whitewashed all the character's. Like how clawdeen looks SOO much lighter ( and i do understand that its make up and editing but the actor is also pretty light aswell) than her actual character, and not to mention about what they did to my girl draculara T-T. The reboot is legit nothing like the og's, the only thing similar is the names and the evironment. Nobody looks the same, the love intrest are not the same, they took characters out, and the story's are just plain. The things about og monster high is there unique characters and storys. Even if the story is similar to many others, it puts a good spin on it to make it good and enjoyable. AND THE SINGING OMG THE SONGS The new gen WILL NEVER understand how og monster high blessed our ears with boo york. but sorry for this little rant, im a huge fan of monster high and seeing what they did to the characters made me cry.
Where's the Transylvanian accent? Where's the vegan? It's just plain and really don't make sense. The whole thousand year war thing with witches is probably the stupidest shit I've ever heard. They do absolutely nothing to sell that concept. I am in no way convinced and I literally do not care.
Clawdeen is like British food. She's unseasoned. No spices, no seasoning, nothing. Plain as shit, no flavor. Basic. Has the personality of a cardboard box. What other words can I use to describe how plain she is?
Frankie is... no character development. They're just there to be Frankie and that's pretty much it, which is sad because Frankie is one of my favs, it hurts my soul to see them go through this.
CLEO DE NILE IS SO WHITE IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE HOW MUCH MORE WHITE CAN THEY MAKE HER? CULTURE ERASURE AT IT'S FINEST
also no it's fine. I tend to accidentally rant a lot and go on and on about topics etc. so I don't really mind it if other people rant. I think it makes conversation more interesting and easy.
We all died a little on the inside seeing how they ruined them.
There's also no character growth or character progression at any point in this whole movie. At no point did I feel liek any of these characters were different at the end of the movie than they were at the beginning
i love cerebella don't get me wrong, but omg her old colour scheme KILLS me, i can't do with the turquoise and orange. So i replaced the turquoise with purple! She always gave me Halloween clown vibes (no idea what a Halloween clown is) so thats what i kind of went for, i also covered her breasts up a bit for practicality, like im sorry but she's a CIRCUS PREFORMER having her breats hanging out would be so inconvenient, like they could fall out at any moment. I also gave her a belt and fishnets just cuz
(Before)
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umbrella is another personal favorite of mine, i pretty much just made her ginger, gave her shorts and bandaids and a tooth gap
(Before pic)
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so i kinda just made parasoul emo gothic whatever that is, the cross on her chest inspired me and she looks hot. Gave her darker makeup, a jewelry (rings, earrings, lip ring) an eyebrow slit, a tooth gap to match her little sister (umbrella) and pantyhose because her skirt is sort as heck and if shes gunna be flipping and flopping around in combat she'll need some sort of coverage
My monitor just randomly went to sleep for no reason so I restarted my PC in as the monitor was starting up again it showed a weird pattern on the black screen, like white dots came together to make this pattern then my PC opened and took an oddly long time to load and so did chrome. I have no idea what happened but it's freaky and if anyone knows it would be nice to know before my anxiety flips me inside out.
aghhh I love this sm! everything is so adorable, I made my oc but sadly have not found how to save it, if I do I will post it!! love everyones characters btw <333
I was just watching Monster High: The Movie. 31 minutes in, and let me just say that these outfits are a fashion disaster, worst outfits I've seen, even worse than when I saw a "fashion design" that was literally just an inflatable pool with a hole in it. The clashing is everywhere, and not in a good way. Yes clashing can be good sometimes, but the way it's done here is so poor and frankly just... sad. No person would look at those colors and say their eyes don't hurt. Plaid and stripes... it's a well known fashion DON'T to put plaid and stripes in together, and it's not just preference, have you seen plaid and stripes together, too heavy on the eyes, the outfit will look all over the place. Neon yellow-green with a dulled turquoise? What psycho designed these? Are they trying to make me go blind? They're purposefully putting in all the fashion DON'Ts they can. Honestly, I can't even focus on the movie. I'm not going to comment on the movie itself until it's over but I just have to get my frustration with the outfits out before I CRY. Talk about a major fashion faux pas so bad it's not even just a "faux pas", it's total anarchy.
listen I know I said I wouldn't talk about the movie until it was over but... YES BECAUSE CODE CAN ALWAYS BE CRACKED IN LIKE 5 SECONDS WITH NO REFERENCE TO WORK OFF, I GET FRANKIE HAS A BUNCH OF SMART PEOPLE'S BRAIN PARTS BUT STILL NOT HOW IT WORKS
"take off ur glasses, I just wanna see the real you"
OMG I'M NOT THE REAL ME, I WEAR GLASSES SO I MUST BE A DOPPELGANGER I know that's not what the line means but it's just the timing of the two lines right after each other makes it seem like that is what the lien means and I just find that so stupid.
I actually think this movie was made as like a movie that they thought was genuinely good.
I also watched an episode of the series and it's either the movie isn't canon or the show isn't canon because it just doesn't add up. In the show, they don't know Draculaura's a witch and they find out abt it later as well as her dad but in the movie they know she's a witch in like the middle of the movie in a whole other way than they did in the show. So what's canon and what isn't? It doesn't make sense.
so I was using whatsapp for my computer cause phone still stolen and I was on my class whatsapp group and checking the msgs but whatsapp was like "you can't text on this group cause you are no longer a participant" so I was confused and I checked the whole thing to see who removed me and when and why I wasn't put back in, but no one had removed me so I checked the group info and then all of a sudden I could text again and I was on the list of participants, no one removed me, I was never not a participant, whatsapp was just being annoyingly stupid.
I don't even know why or what happened, it was just like "oh whoops ur no longer a participant" for no fucking reason.
This is my redesign of my current fav and main, squigly! Some changes may be hard to see. But basically what I've done is give her a load of bandages (seeing as she IS a zombie, it makes sense) so the bandages on her face, chest, and hand are all new. I also changed her socks to bandages because they just look better. I gave Leviathan (thats the snake creature coming out of her head) a load of scuff marks bcs he's used in combat a lot and it'd make sense for him to get a bit banged up after a while, its very hard to see, but i also gave her a few scars (a few on her hand and fingers and on her face and shoulder). Finally i gave her a few loose hairs and changed her eye colour to look like... spooky-er
(before pic)
then the other one i did is my old fav and ex main annie
I basically just added a whole bunch of rainbows to her because i associate her with rainbows (bcs of her "star power" ability) i gave her rainbow shoes, rainbow nail polish, a rainbow hair clip, all the stars on her are rainbow, her eye is rainbow ish, her rabbit's eye is rainbow, i gave her freckles and put rainbows on the end of her collar (zoom in to see the facial details) and i gave her scars on her finger and hand as well
I also hope that but I also hope my phone wasn't destroyed with them. Anyway, it's on lost mode so even if they did manage to open it, they can't open it lmao. I really hope they don't have a technician working with them and they have to go somewhere to ask them to open the phone so that the worker will see it's on lost mode and call the number and return my phone.
EASY, your nasal cavities must be basically blocked but not quite, one nostril has to be filled with snot that no matter how hard you try more just keeps on coming, and your throat has to be basically dead. And that my friend is how u sneeze in cursive.
I can't sleep, I tried and I woke up and I tried to sleep again and I couldn't. I swear to everything in the whole universe if my insomnia is coming back to bite me in the ass after I finally got rid of it, I will cry. It's been so long since I last had trouble sleeping, so long in fact it feels like it never even happened, please just LET ME HAVE THIS
Hooty is absolutely terrifying, annoying, loud and stupid... I LOVE HIM! And I'm serious rn this isn't mocking u or making a joke. He's fun! Gotta love Hooty.
ayy so there's a gang in my neighborhood! A while ago a notice was posted that someone in my neighborhood had went to their car one day and found the windows smashed, and just like a few moments ago my phone got fucking stolen, and they weren't just "hit and run" typa people, they didn't just see me, like my phone, and then just snatch it, no they had masks and everything, these guys knew what they were doing. And there was no one around who could help so... my phone got stolen. Am I maybe possibly crying rn? Mayhaps I am, I have a right to, my phone got fucking stolen. Do I wish a horrible horrible disgusting brutal death on these people? Fuck yeah, I hope they stick their hands in a fucking particle accelerator, I hope they get sucked into a black hole, I hope someone tears them apart limb from limb slowly making sure they feel the pain every step of the way, I want them to feel so much pain, they die from just the pain and not even the injury. Do I feel guilty and like a bad person for wishing brutal death on them? YOU WISH. They can burn in hell for all I care. I don't care if they had some sad sob story shitty little childhood or whatever thing forced them into doing this, I AM A CHILD, THEY STOLE FROM A CHILD AND THEIR FACES SHOWED NO REMORSE THEREFORE I COULD NOT CARE LESS AND THEY CAN FUCKING DIE, ROT IN PRISION, STARVE, JUST AS LONG AS THEY FUCKING DIE. YK TO ADD THE NICE CHERRY OF DISGUST UPON TEH BEAUTIFUL CAKE OF SHOCK FROSTED WITH A GROGEOUS LAYER OF HATERED FURY AND REGRET, I AM ALSO EXTREMELY SICK AS OF RN SO I FEEL WORSE.
you can wish worse than a particle accelerator someone pt there head in an active one and survived, steaming alive would hurt worse, it still kills, but it leaves nerves in tact so you feel every second of it. I hope you find this fact useful soon.
thank you for your help, I will forget the particle accelerator, also wtf who just casually puts their head in a particle accelerator and just very casually survives- just like "oh man, it's not that bad, kinda tickles actually"
like all of the precautions just happened to break at a slightly inconvenient time, and he was maintenance. you might even be able to ask the guy who did it though he is fine even now. just paralysis in one third of his face. i know so many god awful things but on the extremely uncommon occasion they can help someone.
dumb ways to die used to terrify me when I was a child and I don’t even know why? Like I wasn’t scared of dumb ways to die itself but it made me so paranoid that I would die for some reason-
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Hello again my moldy cheese bags, my lovely ghouls and creeps, I have returned to inform you that I have replied to my Monster High: The Movie post multiple times in order to expand on the reason for the new generation's failure to amuse me. If you wish to see it please scroll down and read, if you do not wish to see it go see it anyway. If you do not see it, I recommend you do, after all it is... to die for... *evil laughter*
I just notice that my comments, Something Scary, have not had a new post in 9 MONTHS *insert dramatic gasp* that is the true horror is it not! But seeing as it is spooky season, it does seem the perfect time to start writing spooooky stories again. I do not know when I will finish it but I shall attempt to write at least one short story by mischief night and have it posted for everyone to read, if I shall finish more than one I will post all of them. Feel free to tell any of my stories at any spoooky gatherings you have with your friends or family, but all of the new stories will be posted on mischief night. If you wish me to post any earlier than that I shall see what I can do, but I make no promises. So remember, my moldy cheese bags, to stay tuned... *insert evil laughter*
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dude get help.
I regret all of my decisions.
Somebody said skinwalkers werent real (people actually believe in becoming one and theres whole ass rituals)
And I googled “Real life skinwalkers“ thinking there werent gonna be horrifying
Boy oh boy was I terribly wrong.
These arent even the worst.
And the fact there is a whole ranch caller Skinwalker Ranch is petrifying.
Anyways thats all from me.
Toodles
-Kermit/Teddy
If anything they just look kinda ugly
Fr
actually just give em some plastic surgery and they'll look perfect dw
Don't forget to pop their jaws back in place too
Yeah true but when you werent expecting them
yea I see it and the second pic is the goatman not a skinwalker
It just popped up when I googled that. Idk I think the title said smth about Navajo but I’m not sure
yea that's where the idea of the skinwalker originally came from, it came from Navajo culture.
that looks like jerry. little closer up than jerry usually is though. jerry is chill so i said when i die he can take my skin. I like jerry he is cracked at destiny.
HAHA
Monster High: The Movie, not as bad as I thought, still not worth your time. Unless you're planning on going blind.
But I should say that Cleo De Nile was some of the most insulting shit I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure these people have never heard of character progression or development. There's only story, no character. At no point during this movie did I feel like anyone improved or was better by the end. Clawdeen saves Cleo's life once and all of a sudden Cleo does a total 180? Sure, yeah, whatever you say.
All my homies hate g3 Cleo cause she's based off no research whatsoever and is extremely insulting to Ancient Egyptian culture.
Cleo notes that she studied with Heka, the ancient Egyptian god of magic and medicine, once in this movie, otherwise, that fact is practically non-existent. She also pronounces 'Heka' like 'hecca' which is weird and also not how you pronounce it. She says 'Oh my Ra' once and during every other point in the movie, you wouldn't even realize she's supposed to be ancient Egyptian royalty.
I don't think any of the emotional beats hit hard enough, they're either cut short or turned into a song and the songs aren't bad but they don't do a really great job of capturing the emotion they're trying to capture so by the end you probably couldn't care less about the characters and what they want or why.
It's honestly just watching a series of events unfold. If ur into that stuff then knock yourself out but personally, I don't enjoy that.
The songs came at the worst times imo, and I just wanted them to end.
I already talked about the fashion nightmare the movie is so I'll skip over that.
This movie was an hour and thirty minutes of my life wasted. Nothing happens, and I mean it.
I noticed a few youtubers going on youtube to say that "oh it's not that bad" and yeah it isn't... but it's not really good either. Especially Cleo and the absolute shit they made her into, she's just a white pov of ancient Egypt and I hate it.
This entire movie was just:
and that pretty much sums it up. At no point did I genuinely care.
I started re-watching g1 Monster High and I think the reason g3 failed in it's attempt to re-vamp an old show was because they forgot what made Monster High special in the first place. That it wasn't like other girls... literally. Monster High wasn't afraid to be whatever it wanted. Even the motto "we are monsters, we are proud" Monster High was all about just being who you are and owning it. The characters were who they were and they owned it, they didn't let people tell them wrong. Each character was different and special. That's what they got wrong. It's just not interesting anymore because it's not special anymore. "Show your true monster heart" just doesn't really hit that well does it? The original motto makes me feel like I want to shout it out and tell everyone about it, the new one makes me feel like a baby. It's just not special. It's not fun... or funny. Like at all, all the jokes are so flat. It lost the charm that made Monster High special in the first place. That's where they went wrong.
and also g1 never took itself too seriously all the time, not everything has to be so serious. One of the parts that made g1 especially charming was the play-on-words.
Scarice, city of frights (Paris, city of lights)
Boo York (New York)
Boovie (movie, though that one wasn't present in s1)
Spooktacular (spectacular)
Beast (best)
Biteology (Biology)
Creature (teacher)
Casketball (basketball)
Creeperific (terrific)
Creepateria (cafeteria)
Curdy (cute + nerdy, this one isn't play on words, it's just adorable)
E-gore (e-mail)
the list just goes on and it's honestly adorkable. It's so fun and charming, even if I was 80 I'd still love it. It was interesting unlike just "haha bad actually means good in this world isn't that so funny haha hilarious and totally not overused haha lol" it's just so overdone and boring. It doesn't even fit the Monster High universe. Maybe they thought it was "too childish" but that's exactly it, that's exactly what made people of ALL AGES love it so much. It was fun and felt fun to watch. Now it's like they sucked all the life out of it. G2 was too childish, g3 was too lifeless.
Fear leading (cheer leading)
Jaundice Brothers (Jonas Brothers)
Justin Biter (Justin Bieber)
Monstallica (Metallica)
William Shakesfear/Spookspheare (William Shakespeare)
Boofriend (boyfriend)
Ghoulfriend (girlfriend)
Dismembers (members)
Hall moanitor (hall monitor)
Manster (male monster)
Normie (human)
Vamposer (poser)
Mad science (science)
Hauntlywood (Hollywood)
Londoom (London)
Eiffel Terror (Eiffel Tower)
Vampitheater (Amphitheater)
iCoffin (iPhone)
Eek-vite (invite)
FrightTube (YouTube)
Critter (Twitter)
10 Things I Creep About You (10 Things I Hate About You)
Clawless (Clueless)
Twi Hard (Twilight and Die Hard)
Truth or scare (truth or dare)
Dairy Scream (Dairy Queen)
New Yuck Times (New York Times)
Skull-utations (salutations)
Oh my goth! (oh my god/gosh)
Oh my ghoul! (oh my god/gosh)
Boo-la la (ooh la la)
Thank gore (thank god/gosh)
Thank ghoulness (thank goodness)
Voltageous (no real meaning but it's a positive exclamation used by Frankie)
Fangtacular (spectacular,, mostly used by Draculaura but anyone can use it)
Fangtasic (fantastic, mostly used by Draculaura but anyone can use it)
Ghoulest (coolest)
Clawsome (awesome, mostly used by Clawdeen but anyone can use it)
Scaritage (heritage)
Creepover (sleepover)
there's so many I'm getting kinda dizzy.
Bloodies (buddies)
In my opinion, they pretty much whitewashed all the character's. Like how clawdeen looks SOO much lighter ( and i do understand that its make up and editing but the actor is also pretty light aswell) than her actual character, and not to mention about what they did to my girl draculara T-T. The reboot is legit nothing like the og's, the only thing similar is the names and the evironment. Nobody looks the same, the love intrest are not the same, they took characters out, and the story's are just plain. The things about og monster high is there unique characters and storys. Even if the story is similar to many others, it puts a good spin on it to make it good and enjoyable. AND THE SINGING OMG THE SONGS The new gen WILL NEVER understand how og monster high blessed our ears with boo york. but sorry for this little rant, im a huge fan of monster high and seeing what they did to the characters made me cry.
Right, they're so whitewashed.
Where's the Transylvanian accent? Where's the vegan? It's just plain and really don't make sense. The whole thousand year war thing with witches is probably the stupidest shit I've ever heard. They do absolutely nothing to sell that concept. I am in no way convinced and I literally do not care.
Clawdeen is like British food. She's unseasoned. No spices, no seasoning, nothing. Plain as shit, no flavor. Basic. Has the personality of a cardboard box. What other words can I use to describe how plain she is?
Frankie is... no character development. They're just there to be Frankie and that's pretty much it, which is sad because Frankie is one of my favs, it hurts my soul to see them go through this.
CLEO DE NILE IS SO WHITE IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE HOW MUCH MORE WHITE CAN THEY MAKE HER? CULTURE ERASURE AT IT'S FINEST
also no it's fine. I tend to accidentally rant a lot and go on and on about topics etc. so I don't really mind it if other people rant. I think it makes conversation more interesting and easy.
We all died a little on the inside seeing how they ruined them.
There's also no character growth or character progression at any point in this whole movie. At no point did I feel liek any of these characters were different at the end of the movie than they were at the beginning
looks at you with my autistic eyes <3
more skullgirls redesigns
i love cerebella don't get me wrong, but omg her old colour scheme KILLS me, i can't do with the turquoise and orange. So i replaced the turquoise with purple! She always gave me Halloween clown vibes (no idea what a Halloween clown is) so thats what i kind of went for, i also covered her breasts up a bit for practicality, like im sorry but she's a CIRCUS PREFORMER having her breats hanging out would be so inconvenient, like they could fall out at any moment. I also gave her a belt and fishnets just cuz
(Before)
..
umbrella is another personal favorite of mine, i pretty much just made her ginger, gave her shorts and bandaids and a tooth gap
(Before pic)
..
so i kinda just made parasoul emo gothic whatever that is, the cross on her chest inspired me and she looks hot. Gave her darker makeup, a jewelry (rings, earrings, lip ring) an eyebrow slit, a tooth gap to match her little sister (umbrella) and pantyhose because her skirt is sort as heck and if shes gunna be flipping and flopping around in combat she'll need some sort of coverage
(Before pic)
I broke a bracket on my braces again
but
Good news
i get my braces off in a few weeks
My monitor just randomly went to sleep for no reason so I restarted my PC in as the monitor was starting up again it showed a weird pattern on the black screen, like white dots came together to make this pattern then my PC opened and took an oddly long time to load and so did chrome. I have no idea what happened but it's freaky and if anyone knows it would be nice to know before my anxiety flips me inside out.
A demon is possessing your monitor :) /hj
Yall wanna get emotional ?
The actor who acted as Rubius Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies died.
Life sucks now.
Robbie Coltrane, truly a legend.
no that guy made dumb movies hbo has movies on how to fix ur life / resadent evil
who'll remember that ?
you
not anymore
*epicly wipes own memory bc broken logic*
aghhh I love this sm! everything is so adorable, I made my oc but sadly have not found how to save it, if I do I will post it!! love everyones characters btw <333
don't be so mean to my man Hunter 😭
am i wrong 🥺
well yeah but u didn't have to say it- stop bullying him!
No
I was just watching Monster High: The Movie. 31 minutes in, and let me just say that these outfits are a fashion disaster, worst outfits I've seen, even worse than when I saw a "fashion design" that was literally just an inflatable pool with a hole in it. The clashing is everywhere, and not in a good way. Yes clashing can be good sometimes, but the way it's done here is so poor and frankly just... sad. No person would look at those colors and say their eyes don't hurt. Plaid and stripes... it's a well known fashion DON'T to put plaid and stripes in together, and it's not just preference, have you seen plaid and stripes together, too heavy on the eyes, the outfit will look all over the place. Neon yellow-green with a dulled turquoise? What psycho designed these? Are they trying to make me go blind? They're purposefully putting in all the fashion DON'Ts they can. Honestly, I can't even focus on the movie. I'm not going to comment on the movie itself until it's over but I just have to get my frustration with the outfits out before I CRY. Talk about a major fashion faux pas so bad it's not even just a "faux pas", it's total anarchy.
im slightly concerned abt the little kids who probs watched the movie now..
why?
✨eye damage✨
they're gonna need glasses too LMAO
BAHAHAHAHAGS
listen I know I said I wouldn't talk about the movie until it was over but... YES BECAUSE CODE CAN ALWAYS BE CRACKED IN LIKE 5 SECONDS WITH NO REFERENCE TO WORK OFF, I GET FRANKIE HAS A BUNCH OF SMART PEOPLE'S BRAIN PARTS BUT STILL NOT HOW IT WORKS
"ItS nOt CoMiNg OfF" YES IT FUCKING IS ARE YOU BLIND
and I thought I needed glasses.
"take off ur glasses, I just wanna see the real you"
OMG I'M NOT THE REAL ME, I WEAR GLASSES SO I MUST BE A DOPPELGANGER I know that's not what the line means but it's just the timing of the two lines right after each other makes it seem like that is what the lien means and I just find that so stupid.
IM WHEEZING RN
I THINK THE MOVIE WAS MADE TO PISS PPL OFF AND UR THE PROOF
I actually think this movie was made as like a movie that they thought was genuinely good.
I also watched an episode of the series and it's either the movie isn't canon or the show isn't canon because it just doesn't add up. In the show, they don't know Draculaura's a witch and they find out abt it later as well as her dad but in the movie they know she's a witch in like the middle of the movie in a whole other way than they did in the show. So what's canon and what isn't? It doesn't make sense.
Hey! Ive Loved This app for a while and heres A oc i made,
her name is Satsunea ( Named after My Other oc Satsune)
I tried but there was limited options **cries**
cool character I guess
Thanks :]
Thanks :]
WHOOPS SORRY DOUBBLE MESSAGE SORRY
I just won a checkmate against MYSELF! Thank you everyone, I know I'm amazing.
Me n the boys have got a fall picnic planned for Saturday
so excited!
I'm making an ohio demon legit (real[NOT CLICKBAIT])
aur naur
cute
thank you
np
so I was using whatsapp for my computer cause phone still stolen and I was on my class whatsapp group and checking the msgs but whatsapp was like "you can't text on this group cause you are no longer a participant" so I was confused and I checked the whole thing to see who removed me and when and why I wasn't put back in, but no one had removed me so I checked the group info and then all of a sudden I could text again and I was on the list of participants, no one removed me, I was never not a participant, whatsapp was just being annoyingly stupid.
I don't even know why or what happened, it was just like "oh whoops ur no longer a participant" for no fucking reason.
Don't go there, cause you'll never return
I know you think of me when you think of her
But then it don't make sense when you're trying hard
To do the right thing, but without recompense
And then you did something wrong and you said it was great
And now you don't know how you could ever complain
Because you're all confused cause you want me to
But then you want me to do it the same as you
(The Adults Are Talking - The Strokes)
HA dude thats funny
hi guys!! I just joined cause my friend forced me to(🥲)but anyway, my nickname is ale !!
(i dont like to tell my actual name lmao)
Ive been quite the busy bee my friends
I've been redesigning skullgirls characters :D
Im really really Happy with them
This is my redesign of my current fav and main, squigly! Some changes may be hard to see. But basically what I've done is give her a load of bandages (seeing as she IS a zombie, it makes sense) so the bandages on her face, chest, and hand are all new. I also changed her socks to bandages because they just look better. I gave Leviathan (thats the snake creature coming out of her head) a load of scuff marks bcs he's used in combat a lot and it'd make sense for him to get a bit banged up after a while, its very hard to see, but i also gave her a few scars (a few on her hand and fingers and on her face and shoulder). Finally i gave her a few loose hairs and changed her eye colour to look like... spooky-er
(before pic)
then the other one i did is my old fav and ex main annie
I basically just added a whole bunch of rainbows to her because i associate her with rainbows (bcs of her "star power" ability) i gave her rainbow shoes, rainbow nail polish, a rainbow hair clip, all the stars on her are rainbow, her eye is rainbow ish, her rabbit's eye is rainbow, i gave her freckles and put rainbows on the end of her collar (zoom in to see the facial details) and i gave her scars on her finger and hand as well
(before pic)
bruh, I'm so sick I sneeze in cursive 💀
also I physically cannot sleep LMAO
And my class made fun of my phone getting stolen LOL
Haha what a crazy day I had.
That sucks, hope whoever stole your phone falls into a pit of explosives
also tut on how to sneeze in cursive pls
right the only way to sleep is with fake scenarios
I also hope that but I also hope my phone wasn't destroyed with them. Anyway, it's on lost mode so even if they did manage to open it, they can't open it lmao. I really hope they don't have a technician working with them and they have to go somewhere to ask them to open the phone so that the worker will see it's on lost mode and call the number and return my phone.
EASY, your nasal cavities must be basically blocked but not quite, one nostril has to be filled with snot that no matter how hard you try more just keeps on coming, and your throat has to be basically dead. And that my friend is how u sneeze in cursive.
I can't sleep, I tried and I woke up and I tried to sleep again and I couldn't. I swear to everything in the whole universe if my insomnia is coming back to bite me in the ass after I finally got rid of it, I will cry. It's been so long since I last had trouble sleeping, so long in fact it feels like it never even happened, please just LET ME HAVE THIS
abt to come over and bonk ur head with a brick so u can sleep
ty for the tut works perfectly 10/10
Hopefully they return it
Yessss give me brain damage! At this point I'll take it man just let me sleep.
ikr I'm such a great teacher
I really hope so.
i love lizzo
Her music is so
Like
Yay
Yall know how picrew has .. well.. questionable ads..?
HOW TF DO I TURN THEM OFF I JUST WANT TO MAKE A PICREW IN PEACE..
adblocker ✨
I love hooty
i love love love love hooty
Hooty is absolutely terrifying, annoying, loud and stupid... I LOVE HIM! And I'm serious rn this isn't mocking u or making a joke. He's fun! Gotta love Hooty.
Yall ever just want to smack the shit out of sm1 for no reason ?
yea
Yes
give link rn
https://picrew.me/image_maker/137904
ayy so there's a gang in my neighborhood! A while ago a notice was posted that someone in my neighborhood had went to their car one day and found the windows smashed, and just like a few moments ago my phone got fucking stolen, and they weren't just "hit and run" typa people, they didn't just see me, like my phone, and then just snatch it, no they had masks and everything, these guys knew what they were doing. And there was no one around who could help so... my phone got stolen. Am I maybe possibly crying rn? Mayhaps I am, I have a right to, my phone got fucking stolen. Do I wish a horrible horrible disgusting brutal death on these people? Fuck yeah, I hope they stick their hands in a fucking particle accelerator, I hope they get sucked into a black hole, I hope someone tears them apart limb from limb slowly making sure they feel the pain every step of the way, I want them to feel so much pain, they die from just the pain and not even the injury. Do I feel guilty and like a bad person for wishing brutal death on them? YOU WISH. They can burn in hell for all I care. I don't care if they had some sad sob story shitty little childhood or whatever thing forced them into doing this, I AM A CHILD, THEY STOLE FROM A CHILD AND THEIR FACES SHOWED NO REMORSE THEREFORE I COULD NOT CARE LESS AND THEY CAN FUCKING DIE, ROT IN PRISION, STARVE, JUST AS LONG AS THEY FUCKING DIE. YK TO ADD THE NICE CHERRY OF DISGUST UPON TEH BEAUTIFUL CAKE OF SHOCK FROSTED WITH A GROGEOUS LAYER OF HATERED FURY AND REGRET, I AM ALSO EXTREMELY SICK AS OF RN SO I FEEL WORSE.
YAY!
you can wish worse than a particle accelerator someone pt there head in an active one and survived, steaming alive would hurt worse, it still kills, but it leaves nerves in tact so you feel every second of it. I hope you find this fact useful soon.
those people suck
thank you for your help, I will forget the particle accelerator, also wtf who just casually puts their head in a particle accelerator and just very casually survives- just like "oh man, it's not that bad, kinda tickles actually"
indeed they do.
like all of the precautions just happened to break at a slightly inconvenient time, and he was maintenance. you might even be able to ask the guy who did it though he is fine even now. just paralysis in one third of his face. i know so many god awful things but on the extremely uncommon occasion they can help someone.
oh my god- that's cool and terrifying all at once
holy shit!
Why am I like this?
me picrews, I only have 3 to show u cause I don't use picrew often anymore so here:
says the one with a rat on his shulder! :P
she/her please
this is all I ever wanted in life.
dumb ways to die used to terrify me when I was a child and I don’t even know why? Like I wasn’t scared of dumb ways to die itself but it made me so paranoid that I would die for some reason-
I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it-
i love that game
same