The Ratchelor: A Rat Dating Sim

It was a very hard choice between Eggsalad and Hempleton. I chose Eggsalad

Finally, the dating sim for me

This dating sim was both hilarious and adorable I thoroughly enjoyed playing! ^-^

throw away all of your other dating sims, this is the one

EGG SALAD BABY I LOVE YOU 

One-Eared Jerio my beloved, this was so cute nd fun!!

lol

Oh my god Eggsalad is so sweet I love him so much

I WOULD DIE FOR EGG SALAD

i belive in eggsalad supermacy

Ode is the best character

HIBERDEAN MY BBY💞

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE????????????????

GEROTT I STAN U PLZ STAY WITH ME FOREVER I NEEDD UUUU I WILL BE UR CHEEESSSEE

I'm addicted, also gerott is IRRISISTABLE JICRJBNCJNIOEJIS

i married gerott!! <3 <3

I hate the pink mouse's attitude issues and the red mouse. all the rest I love. a very cute game I love it. 

I chose Ode, she's so cute

THIS IS SO CUTEE OMG

So far I have had EggSalad and One-Eared Jerio... I always pick (2nd time playing) Ode, Bear, EggSalad, Le'Artiste, Hottie, Hempleton, Bora and Jerio... tbh when Its just 3 of them left and I have to pick 2 istg so much stress! BUT TY i love this game lolll

this is amazing thank u 

this is what bruno be doing in the walls for entertainment.... :> 

Eggsalad is the love of my life and I would die for hi

id literally marry a rat rn not even joking

Jerio ❤️

LOVE IYTTT!!!

fnshsifdbngidfb i just anime girl screamed i didnt know i needed this good lordy

Very charming game. I had a hard time picking my starting lineup, they all seemed interesting and honestly none of the characters I picked really disappointed on that front. I still regret not going with arealrat in the end though.

---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☑ Beautiful

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☑ Very good

☐ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☑ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids

☑ Teens

☑ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☐ Decent

☑ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---

☑ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☑ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

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Wholesome!

Jerrio and bear are low-key daddies

Jerrio is my favorite followed by Dr. Plageus

hiberdean just speaks to me in a way no one ever has before

amazing

rats rats, we're the rats

very good. very sweet rats