Milkman Karlson

F**k You, Dani!

I'll show you the spicy taste of the little pepper

The game its really funny and i love the animations.

Bugs are features that complement the game, ragdolls are really funny and man... the physics of the balls? (i know its sounds bad, but i mean it really XD).

Nice game, i really enjoy it.

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Only got to level 6 so far, I'm on a itch game play binge.

I love the ragdoll physics, along with the slowdown system.
It's like My friend Pedro, but if it was drunk and didn't give a fuck.
(I mean that as a positive :3)

The car crossing stuff was a little annoying on that particular introductorily level, because I didn't know I could charge even higher, than the UI bar full max.
[I figured that out a few levels later]

But I spent like, I think, 10-20 minutes giggling and moaning traversing stage 6. Never frustrated, always was fun to see what would happen on my next run.
Really love the way the ragdoll works with the game play, and maybe I am wrong? But is the character's movement, is in a way, tied to the music?
I could be imagining that. But the game does have a subtle music connection, that you can feel.




 

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what are the pc specs?

milk hahayes

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WOW! This game made me drink milk, hit billy and beat my wil-

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don't mind me if i just.....

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pls no sussy stuff reviews

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