i have never seen so many opportunities for a rape joke, and this game passed on zero of them. please stay this funny omfg i was dying the entire game. also props for having likable characters that are actually funny. the minigame with Ruri at the end was really easy and i had to try to fail.
I really like how MC changes over the course of the game. He starts out as insecure and slightly autistic (or maybe it's because he's an incel), and I even considered dropping the game because I thought he was a bit bland, but he really matures and mans the fuck up. His charisma isn't that good, you can't fix that, but he literally states with the big talk with Mia after the lambo incident that he's become a lot more mentally durable, and this is shown as he is called short! The most vile and despicable insult ever! And yet he smiles! He also just actually figures out how to talk to women, and you can see that he isn't nearly as horny by the end as he is in the start, and he's like actually interested in romance.
I hadn't finished the game at this point, and I had been playing for 8+ hours straight and I just finished the Mia Talk at this point. I finished all the open world missions and am on the last one. Bro really told Emily "MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN. IF YOU DON'T I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU" sigma ohio gyatt rizzler fr fr ong no cap straight bussin peak fiction moment.
I also haven't closed the game once. I left the game on for like... what? 15 hours now? also i figured out putting your phone under your pillow on max volume feels like wearing headphones if youre laying down. i play on laptop and that was peak.
GG, author! That's how a game should be. It entertains and humors, has a simple, still good, plot, and as a adult game it does his work. Also I appreciate the effort in the personalities of characters, the dialogues and the different minigames. The worst thing for a game is to bore... but with this pearl there's no risk! Please, keep the great work!
i kept having to stifle my laughter because i was laughing so hard i legitimately started hyperventilating. it was so fucking peak. the bad ending with mia made me grab my nuts in pain because i dont wanna imagine a catheter.
WARNING this game has jojo references, watch out, btw try Another Chance, i think its a slightly worse game but kinda similar to this, i mean the humor and overall atmosphere this game creates
You know I thought I was going to be reading a weird game about becoming a robot. No this guy is just becoming a pimp in a world where he is walked on. This game is just awesome.
Just wish the thoughts where more distinctive. They blend too much into the regular spoken words.
THINK(T – Is what I'm saying True? H – Is it Helpful? I – Is it Inspiring? N – Is it Necessary? K – Is it Kind) only one of those aplies to your comment man you should try to think before you comment so you will be getting reported I hope you have a nice day rude stranger
sin duda el mejor juego. Que me paguen la quincena y apoyo donando, es lo mejor que se puede hacer para agradecer por la historia interesante que nos presneta estejuego.
I keep running into this error, right when you get new lenses from Rea and your done with the 3 dialogues you get.. i cant go back to continue the game
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Bro, I might be autistic because Laura is a perfect 10. Very good writing, artwork, and pacing. Good job, keep it up.
I remembered this game but not the name, so I was trying to find it for about an hour, now I'll save it in my collection so I don't lose it again
Definitely today gaming won 100/10 and GOD
Dev is cooking good with this game ngl
are there a chance of .api edition is come out?
i have never seen so many opportunities for a rape joke, and this game passed on zero of them. please stay this funny omfg i was dying the entire game. also props for having likable characters that are actually funny. the minigame with Ruri at the end was really easy and i had to try to fail.
Agreed
Good game. I love tobey maguire so add that
Also id smash ruri
based
I really like how MC changes over the course of the game. He starts out as insecure and slightly autistic (or maybe it's because he's an incel), and I even considered dropping the game because I thought he was a bit bland, but he really matures and mans the fuck up. His charisma isn't that good, you can't fix that, but he literally states with the big talk with Mia after the lambo incident that he's become a lot more mentally durable, and this is shown as he is called short! The most vile and despicable insult ever! And yet he smiles! He also just actually figures out how to talk to women, and you can see that he isn't nearly as horny by the end as he is in the start, and he's like actually interested in romance.
I hadn't finished the game at this point, and I had been playing for 8+ hours straight and I just finished the Mia Talk at this point. I finished all the open world missions and am on the last one. Bro really told Emily "MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN. IF YOU DON'T I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU" sigma ohio gyatt rizzler fr fr ong no cap straight bussin peak fiction moment.
I also haven't closed the game once. I left the game on for like... what? 15 hours now? also i figured out putting your phone under your pillow on max volume feels like wearing headphones if youre laying down. i play on laptop and that was peak.
hello, can you make an IPA version of the game so that we, as an ios users, can sideload it via Altstore and play it?
i keep getting the bad ending help!
Let the timer run out on the last question. Worked for me anyway.
Accept Mia's attempt to bully Emily and DONT cum on Luna. At least that's what I did
Broo, how i could get the third understanding point in the emily scene? i mean, how i can get all of them ...
I can't beat this shit
I get kidnapped in a limo and it's always a bad ending wtf
keep trying with different ways with skipping seen texts. You can go back with the mouse whell tho.
why did someone downvote you lol
Fr
probably late but let the timer run out on the last question and you get to the next part.
PRAISE THE COMMUNISM
nah capitalism is better. id rather live in a capitalist dystopia than a communist dystopia.
well, in a capitalism dystopia is a lost for our planet for the contamination and exploit of materials and ground because of the industry.
GOD DAMN IT 10/10 THE FUCKING JOJO REFRENCE IS AWESOME MFERS RECREATED THE MANGA PANAL TOO
GG, author! That's how a game should be. It entertains and humors, has a simple, still good, plot, and as a adult game it does his work. Also I appreciate the effort in the personalities of characters, the dialogues and the different minigames. The worst thing for a game is to bore... but with this pearl there's no risk! Please, keep the great work!
i kept having to stifle my laughter because i was laughing so hard i legitimately started hyperventilating. it was so fucking peak. the bad ending with mia made me grab my nuts in pain because i dont wanna imagine a catheter.
WARNING this game has jojo references, watch out, btw try Another Chance, i think its a slightly worse game but kinda similar to this, i mean the humor and overall atmosphere this game creates
Wanna post a link since they're like 10 games under the same title?
https://timewizardstudios.itch.io/anotherchance there you go 😁 have fun
Thanks, I'll give it a shot.
detroit become playboy
Facts
LOL
Do they have a discord
Hi im just beginner at this game before i download is this game have animated?😊
Very interesting game, this is…
This game is great but this could just be me but add some more humor in future updates too that would be great and keep up the good work bro :)
On another note communist girl my favorite (forgot her name)
Dude, this game has like hundreds of jokes and refences to general popculture. half the game is humor bro.
You know I thought I was going to be reading a weird game about becoming a robot. No this guy is just becoming a pimp in a world where he is walked on. This game is just awesome.
Just wish the thoughts where more distinctive. They blend too much into the regular spoken words.
Solid 9.5/10. I love the game and can't wait to see where it goes in future updates
communist in the game? dude what the actual fuck is this shit? PLEASE UNRELEASE THIS AND KYS THANK YOU
Bro's mad a PORN GAME has a communist character in it lmfao
THINK(T – Is what I'm saying True? H – Is it Helpful? I – Is it Inspiring? N – Is it Necessary? K – Is it Kind) only one of those aplies to your comment man you should try to think before you comment so you will be getting reported I hope you have a nice day rude stranger
sin duda el mejor juego. Que me paguen la quincena y apoyo donando, es lo mejor que se puede hacer para agradecer por la historia interesante que nos presneta estejuego.
I keep running into this error, right when you get new lenses from Rea and your done with the 3 dialogues you get.. i cant go back to continue the game
You should put the foot job on the list of fetishes.
I- i can't download it, idk why but i can't. It kept saying "Forbidden files" can you do something about it?
did you just stutter in a itch.io comment
yeah, i'm just get used to post or write shit like this online that in was out of my own habbit now
ive had this Forbidden files problem i have to press download at least 4 times so i suggest to keep trying.
if you have android and chrome says "forbidden files", try using private browsers like "DuckDuckGo" or "Tor"
that helped me
This game has a uniqe art style and I love it keep up the good work my guy :]