Pizza Tower Demo

good

imabadgamedev1 year ago

what if some one has no fu##ing money

it isnt illegal every where you wont just explode or some thing

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i pirated piss towel, thats all

Jelection1 year ago(-3)

bray27141 year ago(-2)

T A D A ! ! ! ! ! you ranked S!!!!!!!!!!!! cause you beat the game with cuphead at the same time

Esborrar1 year ago(-2)

how about go fuck you self

impostor3761 year ago(-1)

is say fuck of f***

thecatacombhimself1 year ago

go fuck urself stupid bitch

convie364 days ago

YOU fuck yourself you little bitch

CheekyRand0m364 days ago (1 edit) (-3)

evil response

CheekyRand0m363 days ago(+1)(-2)

do you fear me now? upvote if I scared, downvote if I didn’t scare.

p.s I won’t forgive you

CheekyRand0m362 days ago(-2)

woah

Double T1 year ago

Is this safe to download?

duh, its on steam (full version) too

Hanumalu70360 days ago

obviously duh

FlexTapeTheGuy1 year ago(+1)

i ran out of time during pizza time and now my eyes hurt, dont run out of time

SYMR1 year ago(+1)

Don't Lie Nerds, You downloaded this for Modding Purposes

idk227371 year ago

bruh im gonna compare it with the final release

Ninja Kid1 year ago

how do i start the game nothing is working

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dude. did you delete data.win dum

Ninja Kid1 year ago

what i meant is idk how to start the game all i died was unzip it and launch the exe notrhing else to the games and if i press enter ot space or shift or esc nothing happens

LightningFinger1 year ago

you got to press z, that's how the game works

Ninja Kid1 year ago

thanks

elmatadorasesino1 year ago(+1)(-1)

Jonsey Says... If you Pirate The Full game of Pizza Tower, that doesnt make you smart

FoxDaSeventh1 year ago(+1)

Yeah, it makes you a dick head who doesn't appreciate time and effort.

elmatadorasesino1 year ago

i agree with you

go watch child po

convie364 days ago

bitch too scared to say porn

CheekyRand0m364 days ago

you clearly made this account to roast me you big ass motherfuckering child with 0 dollars, remember that at any time, I could make you cry so hard, that you kill yourself because you can’t handle the amount of meaningless words that have the illusion of meaning. this is wonk from doctor strange, never play frisbee at 3 am.

convie363 days ago

i clearly made this account to post cancelled mods, just tellin ya.

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CheekyRand0m363 days ago (1 edit) (-1)

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.

FoxDaSeventh362 days ago

I actually had to spend 10 seconds of my life scrolling, I just genuinely feel bad for who typed this.

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idontknowitch1 year ago(+2)(-3)

buy the actual game and dont pirate it nerd

he deleted his reply.... HES HIDING SOMETHING

artisticdog1 year ago

pizza tower is amazing

ikr

recentlyused1 year ago(+1)

no mac support :(

nipgip1 year ago(+1)(-1)

why must game cost mon on steam ;c

Tony_E1 year ago(+1)

the developers worked really hard on the game

that is true, it took 5 years to make the game. (time since preearlytestbuild and release)

The thing is, the "developers" is one single person

Tony_E318 days ago

1 coder, 4 composers, 1 artist

Bobgogg303 days ago

i was thinking of coders when i said that.

nipgip1 year ago

damn

raise the price up a bit then 0_0

KobaiFox1 year ago

This game is fucking amazing, so happy its come out on steam. Big thanks to the creator for making such a unique and inspired platformer.

mys is in C: and at don't let me down download pls tell me how to download the game

jaskeii1 year ago

u dont have space

then if you know how can you place the game in D: tell me pls

jaskeii1 year ago

go to this pc click on drive c with right click and go propety theres a clean button and clean system files and done

and also how can you download the game D: pls tell me

click the download button, make a folder, put the zip file from your downloads to the folder, extract the zip file using built-in feature or downloading an zip extractor program, delete the zip file (optional), go to the folder and then run the .exe file or smth like that

Guys don't you think that the A is sus

khatius20131 year ago

pizzatowersagedemo

alfatar011 year ago

i play game and it says cannot execute

ask a dev

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how do i enable debug mode?

cant unless you edit the data.win file

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what do i use lol

i think undertale modding tool

maybe notepad if you dont wanna download anything

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/13_J_lRE3Y9MZ8fb9uMuZQdsTJv0BE1c_

2018 - 2020 demos that I saw on youtube

mis91 year ago(-5)

you can head to jail for pirating a game and how long? about 14 to 15 months or year

Asui_gaming1 year ago(+2)

It's not pirating if it's a demo :

4falll1 year ago(+1)

bro what

snik1 year ago(+2)(-1)

this is a demo

The company associated with this image is InnerSloth LLC.

stfu

CheekyRand0m362 days ago

Common Kid PFP and Activity

convie360 days ago

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. I refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, pinguid, and Generally Not Good.

CheekyRand0m359 days ago

WHY DID I GIVE YOU THAT ROAST NOW YOU’RE BURNING FLAMES ALL AROUND THE WORLD

convie352 days ago

you've made a mistake, bud

awsdfdsfsgdfgdfs f1 year ago

good, i want to

MopTopers1 year ago(+2)(-1)

I remember playing this b4 the full release.

gamer999_51 year ago(+3)

it's pizza time

Juan Enchilada1 year ago(+1)

I love game

TailistTheFox1 year ago

I played the full version and i played the sage demo too and i think this is the best wario-like and sonic-like game ever. I dont care if you say its bad cuz i think this thing shall be on the game awards of 2023. Anyway i enjoy too much playing this.

what

kingwhochu1 year ago

what is the start button

Username121020221 year ago (1 edit)

i usually press Z to start a file i selected ( in full game ) or start the game in this demo, but you must select phone first before pressing Z

if you changed the controls then you probably must press the button you set jump to

Spexthegreat335 days ago

idk

Ksaaddf1 year ago

how 2 go max speed plz tell me

Username121020221 year ago

just never stop

Desgamer1 year ago

basically hold shift

D_Cook1 year ago

hold shift and hold a direction

antifreezexspeedwagon1 year ago(+1)

yessir Pizza TOwer!

Username121020221 year ago(+3)(-1)

i wish the full game was purchasable in russia, i had to pirate it, sorry developers, i know you worked on this for eternity...

blokos1 year ago(+1)

cant you just use a foreign credit card / steam account / use something other than steam, if possible?

Username121020221 year ago (1 edit) (-1)

i think thats illegal in russia

also full game is only on steam

poyitsujr1 year ago(+1)(-3)

were can i pirate it?

Username121020221 year ago(+2)

gamer999_51 year ago(+1)(-1)

Piracy is a serious crime. Getting a 69% save might get you caught.

Alexplayrus11 year ago

i have pirated every existant adobe product and i will now pirate microsoft products

i pirate everything that costs money and you will not catch me doing it

convie363 days ago

i pirated gmod, minecraft, sonic mania, pizza tower, undertale, baba is you, placid plastic duck simulator, people playground, baldi's basics plus, plants vs zombies GOTY [best game]. i am still, not in jail.

i have a 97% save

good

That suck's man.

I feel bad for you

that moment when you dont have money (and dont wanna pirate), so you play the demos instead:

Jelection1 year ago(-4)

i actually pirated the game

MSpaint1 year ago(-2)

average faizao pfp activity

blokos1 year ago(+1)(-1)

too bad

LeoLoL1 year ago(-2)

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FURRY ASS PIRATE??!!

TnT!1 year ago(-1)

Common LeoLol W

good

gamer999_51 year ago(+1)

That's the one, officer!

bruhlover2311 year ago

you live here

i’m earthed

good

Jelection1 year ago(-4)

average people that are being mad at me cuz i pirated the game

snik1 year ago

its a fucking indie game of course people are gonna rip on you

good

i mean, it took 5 years to make the game. (time since PreEarlyTestBuild and Release)

Gamer1 year ago

ITS BETTER THAN YOU THINK