Congratulations on reaching that old-school level of hard enough that you almost want to say some colorful words, but not hard enough that you stop. The checkpoints kept it in the challenging but fun realm. Also, very amusing dialog and great music.
Nothing quite like making the game's background the same color as the web page background so your mouse cursor (which you obviously aren't focusing on) clicks the page rather than in-game so you miss a pivotal jump. No wonder you uploaded this anonymously, go develop a time machine so you can get your job application rejected by Hiroshi Yamauchi.
Tips: for the 1st round stand in the middle and shoot the cross since it'd damage both boobs. for round 2: the orbs are hard to dodge so just destroy 1 boob by being idle and jumping when a orb gets near your feet then the 2nd boob will be easier. for round 3: focus on dodging the flames but try to stay in the middle and you'll eventually destroy both boobs. for round 4: do the same as the last tip but whenever imps spawn try to in between them and the middle and kill any if you have the chance. for round 5: stand at a boob and wait for her to shoot first then move to the other side corner (if your at left boob run to right corner) and the last bullet you have to jump over SHE HAS TO SHOOT 1ST. for round 6: focus on the boobs and dodging imps while killing them when you get the chance and when you see her charging a fireball head to a corner and when she shoots run to the other corner while dodging and imps. for round 7: stand at a skull and afk shoot then repeat for the other skull (will take some trys). and thats all Reminder: these are my tips that means they wont all work for you (like if your using mouse to move) so if you have a better tip for a round use that instead. so heres my score using these:
this is super cute! i like it a lot. it wasnt as hard as people claim i dont think? im very high right now and only had 11 retries and 12:16 hahaha. love the art and the animations were a fun little treat. :)
Oh I finished the game allright, with like 50 death.
The thing is that hitbox of the flames when they drop are larger than the sprite by a few pixel, which isn't much really, but can really screw you over when there is everything going on.
I don't mind big hitbox, but when it's not in sinc with the sprite it thows me off because I can't really know how close I can get of them.
this went from "oh this is neat" to "this is anguish beyond comprehension" real fast
a checkpoint after the fire would save me so much pain
i retract my previous statement. i have gotten past it
how did it get so much worse
these imps are so annoying. the unpredictability sucks
"oh hey i beat a stage! oh nevermind i guess getting past one difficulty wasn't enough"
you can't fucking predict them there's no fucking pattern they just scatter and bounce and half the time you cant fucking avoid getting hit because there's no fucking many they literally gang rape you and no matter how you try to avoid it you get hit. fuck those damn imps
and not to mention the half second input delay
this isn't difficulty, it's bullshit
pro tip: play a different game to warm up first???????????
how. how was that the final stage? i literally stood still and won. what
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Really fun game , looks good , plays good and nsfw stuff is pretty hot. Kind of sad that the game is short.
Feisty little game. As it were, post-nut clarity was required to get all the scenes...
It would be wild if people started speed running no hit runs of this game.
i did the only one i know and trust me, its not fun :c
cool.
I think I did pretty good, the fireball + imp part was tough but I got through it.
Overall and cute, fun and sexy little game. I recommend giving it a go.
woo!
0/10, fucking awful gameplay that relies on RNG half of the time for the fucking imps to not cover the entire screen. Make a better game next time.
don't hate just because you're not good enough to beat the game
poggers bro
Congratulations on reaching that old-school level of hard enough that you almost want to say some colorful words, but not hard enough that you stop. The checkpoints kept it in the challenging but fun realm. Also, very amusing dialog and great music.
Nothing quite like making the game's background the same color as the web page background so your mouse cursor (which you obviously aren't focusing on) clicks the page rather than in-game so you miss a pivotal jump. No wonder you uploaded this anonymously, go develop a time machine so you can get your job application rejected by Hiroshi Yamauchi.
Don't hate just because you're not good enough to beat the game
I had to walk away from it on day one after the spinning fireballs, but I came back and it was WAY easier this time!
Tips: for the 1st round stand in the middle and shoot the cross since it'd damage both boobs. for round 2: the orbs are hard to dodge so just destroy 1 boob by being idle and jumping when a orb gets near your feet then the 2nd boob will be easier. for round 3: focus on dodging the flames but try to stay in the middle and you'll eventually destroy both boobs. for round 4: do the same as the last tip but whenever imps spawn try to in between them and the middle and kill any if you have the chance. for round 5: stand at a boob and wait for her to shoot first then move to the other side corner (if your at left boob run to right corner) and the last bullet you have to jump over SHE HAS TO SHOOT 1ST. for round 6: focus on the boobs and dodging imps while killing them when you get the chance and when you see her charging a fireball head to a corner and when she shoots run to the other corner while dodging and imps. for round 7: stand at a skull and afk shoot then repeat for the other skull (will take some trys). and thats all Reminder: these are my tips that means they wont all work for you (like if your using mouse to move) so if you have a better tip for a round use that instead. so heres my score using these:
this is super cute! i like it a lot. it wasnt as hard as people claim i dont think? im very high right now and only had 11 retries and 12:16 hahaha. love the art and the animations were a fun little treat. :)
Retries: 71
Hits: 219
Time: 58:36
Soul: destroyed
WAS IT WORTH THE NSFW CONTENT?
NO BUT I FUCKING BEAT IT
FUCK YEAH!
EDIT: Oh fuck! it doesn't save the h-scenes!
So he made a difficulty accurate Touhou game?
Ez
de dommy habe amazeing tits
damn this is hard
yout games too hard
gitgud
1 retry and 11 hits, good game! definitely not as hard as people in the comments make it out to be
lore?
Cool game i finally ended him with 31 retries and 98 hits xd
noice, same over here :p
Damn, i'd love to have that soundtrack
You might want to, you know, fix your wanky hitboxs
The hitboxs are totally right, You are just bad
Oh I finished the game allright, with like 50 death.
The thing is that hitbox of the flames when they drop are larger than the sprite by a few pixel, which isn't much really, but can really screw you over when there is everything going on.
I don't mind big hitbox, but when it's not in sinc with the sprite it thows me off because I can't really know how close I can get of them.
The game was fun still and I'm not complaining.
you could have said that in the first place
True, my apologies
attack on sight mentality
What are you supposed to hit after the cloth is gone around the boobs of the boss?
boobs
Was difficult at first but then managed to defeat her easily through tactics, enjoyable game and really funny
A very very hard game ._. Wow i dont know how i played this for more than a hour
The game is very good 10/10
Heya! I've been playing for a bit and this is my current best time!
Still wanting to improve though. I see some people here who can beat this quite a bit faster. I want to see if sub 5 minutes is possible!
damn this kinda hard
this went from "oh this is neat" to "this is anguish beyond comprehension" real fast
a checkpoint after the fire would save me so much paini retract my previous statement. i have gotten past it
how did it get so much worse
these imps are so annoying. the unpredictability sucks"oh hey i beat a stage! oh nevermind i guess getting past one difficulty wasn't enough"you can't fucking predict them there's no fucking pattern they just scatter and bounce and half the time you cant fucking avoid getting hit because there's no fucking many they literally gang rape you and no matter how you try to avoid it you get hit. fuck those damn impsand not to mention the half second input delaythis isn't difficulty, it's bullshitpro tip: play a different game to warm up first???????????
how. how was that the final stage? i literally stood still and won. what
final words: is good. 10/10 would suffer again
i am VERY bad at this game
this is not worth the headache
9:56
19 hits
4 retries.
My first attempt;
11:13
30 Hits
8 Retries
This was a very fun game, I hope you make more!
wow my record is :25:15 and hits:96 retries:30 WoOw im a noob BUT i saved the earth
phase two is really hard because the tits have like 100 hp the the glowing balls seem to try and corner you