The Ratchelor: A Rat Dating Sim

i love eggsalad:D

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I LOVE U EGGSALAD AND HEMPELTON AND ODE AAAAAA

Eggsalad won my heart she's just so cute and relatable !!!

best rat game ever

yall are sleeping on manelo..

HIBERDEAN AND SLIM JIM MY BELOVEDS

hempleton has my heart hes so sweet and omg

ahhh!! I fall in love with Odé every time!! Same Odé, same.

bro that was good.  i sat there for 5 minutes choosing between slim jim and eggsalad (eggsalad was chosen in the end. i love him)

Spent 1 hours and 40 minutes on this, dating everyone. Eggsalad and Hiberdean are my faves! I hope I'm a professional now- It did glitch out between the curtain and choosing your own icon at one point so i had to exit but it really doesn't matter and after 21 playthroughs I recommend it. Not for all the 20 rats (and the others, i love you guys) maybe tho-

really nice

o my gosh!! jerio and reggie-231 actually got together in the end!! what a plot twist!!!!  i dated real rat, because i found him(???) really relatble, because i am also a real rat (as you can see from my user name). i was actually pretty bummed that real rat was three geckos in a sheet. but more is better ig. anyways, i also really liked bear, i thought he was funny lol. anyways me + the real rats(???) are getting matching tattoos so i gotta go.

on a scale of bongwater to rat, i would give this amazing game a full nutella toast!!

I LOVE THIS GAMEE UUHGHRUGRUGHAEIHGJKDJ

slim Jim ily you’re so sparkly

I LOVE YOU EGGSALAD

I HEART GEROTT MY LOVE FOREVR

i love manelo and if u hate him ima bout to square up with u

eggsalad is who I want in a man

Hiperdean, i deticate this song to you, the love of my life;

mlop mleep blep bloop ssep sop so plop, 

sapel sel blop moop blep se sop de bop

not enough manelo appreciation

egg salad my beloved

i appreciate egg salad a little to much .

when i played with my frends in a discord vc i got them to choose their rats -- one friend chose a real rat and the other chose ode or something while i lived happily with eggsalad. speedrunning rat scrunklies real!

I went with Hempleton my first time around.

i love you eggsalad..

Hempleton, my soulmate, my dearest star in the sky,

I would steal cheese from the moon for you
and dine on berries—straw and rasp
beneath the curtain of heaven
Hempleton

I ACCDIENTLY CLICKED THE BIG BROWN RAT GRRR

NOO IM FULL ON SOBBING, FIRST I HAD TO VOTE BETWEEN EGG SALAD, ONE EAR AND 100% REAL RAT AND THEN I SADLY HAD TO ABANDON REAL RAT BC I FORGOT I LOVED HIM MY POOR CHILD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

why are rats better then people

Ode was the best rat ever!!! They had so much style, I wish I was Ode

This is so creative. I never knew I needed this but this was great. I played it in my computer class and I didn't even get caught, and if I did I think the teacher would have joined in cuz this game is so amazing. 10/10 the personalities each of them have are just incredible. Super cute short silly game it was a blast to play this! 

I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ODE AND EGG SALADDDD I HAD TO PICK EGGSALAD BUT ODEEEE🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

great game

shitting myself i love these rats so much. i had to choose between hemp-whats-his-name and manelo and chose manelo

How was i supposed to choose between Manalo and One-Eared jerio ;-;

i wish i could love them both

I ended up picking bear but it was SO SAD

This game was supposed to be a joke, but now I'm crying because I had to pick between Manalo and Eggbert. WHY DO I LOVE THEM???