Racing is terrible, the opponent pushes you around and doesn't slide at all. The "AI" literally just cheats. I'm sorry, Dani, but you did a really shoddy job on this one.
please add a remapping feature to the controls because I have to push my right joystick right to go forward and left to go backwards I don't know why this is happening but it would be greatly appreciated because I've always wanted to try this but couldn't because of this thx.
Very cool and fun when you get used to the controls. But why not add an update to the game? The game has been the same for so long and uh... we're getting bored. So my suggestions are:
1. A new mode to go along with Race and Time attack.
2. Laps in both current modes. Maybe you can get cool rewards if you complete a race with more laps.
3. A map editor. I don't expect to see this one but still.
4. Multiplayer. I think this might actually be possible because you've made multiplayer in a lot of you're games already so yeah. I think this would also be the one I'd wish for the most so yeah.
5. Handbrake for mobile. Probably isn't necessary but could be useful in certain situations.
Any of these would be cool to see in the game, but I imagine you're still working on stuff like Crab Game and Muck, so yeah.
And remember to drink your milk for strong and healthy bones, GAMERS! -Dani, All his Life
Ha this game lives up to the name "Jelly Drift". It's like I'm constantly moving on ice. Not a negative comment, just pointing it out. I'm so used to the driving physics in Trackmania Nations Forever that this feels incredibly unnatural.
pretty good once you get used to the controls its Really fun but gotta say the car on the downhill map is a lil too fast impossible to beat other than that good game especially in the short amount of time you made it and no updates
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Racing is terrible, the opponent pushes you around and doesn't slide at all. The "AI" literally just cheats. I'm sorry, Dani, but you did a really shoddy job on this one.
its supposed to be scuffed. dani makes scuffed games. thats the whole thing
please add a remapping feature to the controls because I have to push my right joystick right to go forward and left to go backwards I don't know why this is happening but it would be greatly appreciated because I've always wanted to try this but couldn't because of this thx.
love the vids
What are controls
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Very cool and fun when you get used to the controls. But why not add an update to the game? The game has been the same for so long and uh... we're getting bored. So my suggestions are:
1. A new mode to go along with Race and Time attack.
2. Laps in both current modes. Maybe you can get cool rewards if you complete a race with more laps.
3. A map editor. I don't expect to see this one but still.
4. Multiplayer. I think this might actually be possible because you've made multiplayer in a lot of you're games already so yeah. I think this would also be the one I'd wish for the most so yeah.
5. Handbrake for mobile. Probably isn't necessary but could be useful in certain situations.
Any of these would be cool to see in the game, but I imagine you're still working on stuff like Crab Game and Muck, so yeah.
And remember to drink your milk for strong and healthy bones, GAMERS! -Dani, All his Life
i have a suggestion milk mode put karlson driving a car
and maybe character editor in addition to the multiplayer he suggested
why not try FINISH KARLSON?!!?!?!?!?!?/??(or you cant do that?)
greatest racing game ever man
GARBIGE TOTLY TRASH
no
your just bad kid
Hypocrite
Skill issue+Ratio+Cope+12.108.225.690
wow
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MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MILK
Can you make a gta like game or you ca'nt do that LOL
somebody has to
Pretty SUS Drift
ITS SO DIFFICULT TO DRIVE DANEEEEEEIEIEIEIE
why not try make 4d game (OR YOU CANT DO THAT)
ist that banana car lookin kinda...
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Actually it is a pretty big car
Ha this game lives up to the name "Jelly Drift". It's like I'm constantly moving on ice. Not a negative comment, just pointing it out. I'm so used to the driving physics in Trackmania Nations Forever that this feels incredibly unnatural.
And, Dani. Your games are amazing, The game I am waiting for is KARLSON.
But, While we wait, It is nice for you to post games for us to play.
-Tophat Macaroni-
I also have a KARLSON Milk Wallpaper, Avatars, And my backround for Itch.io.
PS, Your the best milk-drinking machine dude.
everyone: noo!!!! you cant just make a hard difficulty curve! dani: haha car ai go brrrr
how do u play it?
hand
Good job boner, very cool
thx dani, very cool
thnx for 32-bit
mac version does not open
use itch
thnx
?
what do you mean with "itch" ?
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Me: Ahh what a nice day.
Bot: Haha fuk you I ma push you off the cliff.
Me: Fuuuuuuk man, why these bots weight 50000kg.
Just pit em' in their rear corner
Works every time :)
where dani-box3000 compatibility
Fr
At first: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Going off cliff because of bad controls: (⓿_⓿)
(⓿_⓿)( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
ಥ_ಥಥ_ಥsus
supper sus
mmmmm supper
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sussser
mmmmmmm
mm SUUSSY BAKA
LOOK AT MY MUZZLES
lol does it have controller suppor
ai am i right guys
Not in my eyes
pretty good once you get used to the controls its Really fun but gotta say the car on the downhill map is a lil too fast impossible to beat other than that good game especially in the short amount of time you made it and no updates
haha car go vroom vroom brrrrrrr skkkrt wooosh!!
vroom vroom
noice game'