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i feel so superior with my McDonald's milkshake

would've been better if it were ice cream cause if you had that people would bow down to you. Somehow stupid machine always broken.

i dont like McDonald ice cream very much for some reason

if i was given it i would eat it because yay! sugar! but i wouldnt actually choose to go and get it

fair enough.

yes

The ice cream machine is actually almost never broken

They’re just too lazy to put the ice inside of it

Ik very disappointing.

no. It's just Kevin. He keeps breaking it.

Eh, makes sense

Goddamn Kevin...

Oh and if you're at mc donalds can I get a mcflurry please?

no

aw

haha

This is Karen.
👱‍♀️
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Help Karen find the manger

my friend works at mcdonalds

i demand coupons if such a thing exists

hello people

hello!

How are you today :D

Am ok.

yooo. Y'all know that one song from ages ago that was played during The World Cup for football. Waving Flag. I used to be so obsessed with that song as a child.

Hey there! Visiting again, how you guys doin'?

It's been a while, ever since the... uh... raid.

Lmfao loser

:(

indeed.

let's forget about that because uhhh I've changed.

Ok but if you ever pull a little stunt like that again I would just like to mention that I know how to get away with homicide, arson, genocide, breaking and entering, theft and destruction of private property. /j

ʖ∷⚍⍑ ᒲ𝙹ᒲᒷリℸ ̣

I can speak minecraft enchanting table

hey its the funny guy

Yup!

im just gonna call you that now if thats ok.

"The Funny Guy"

yes is ok :thumbs_up:

Hugh Neutron (@ducksoverjimbo) | Twitter

also a theory

a jimmy theory

Jimmy/Cindy and Cindy/Jimmy (Jimmy Neutron) by dlee1293847 on DeviantArt

Duchi: alright how do you feel?

Me: Shitty..

Duchi: I mean you didn’t get yourself hurt right?

Me: from what?

Duchi: I don’t know.. uh dishes? Uh.. the wall..

Me: oh yeah.. the wall.. of course I didn’t :D

Duchi: wait really-

Me: no- that was a lie, the wall cut my finger, and the soap burned it, I got sea shells and water and dipped my finger in because sea water makes it feel worse and so I felt constant burning and it was pleasurable and in conclusion I’m some psycho 

"Do you blame yourself?"

"What-"

"Well it's quite common in this situation for a patient to feel a kind of... guilt."

"What situation?"



"ꋖꍩꈼ ꁲꀯꀯꂑꂠꈼꋊꋖ"

thats kinda sus bro

why?

idk just sus

._. ok

@Monika

Komino

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Mina 

(LEZZZZ GOOOOO)

(Wait lemme give you...*Le plot*)

(K)

So I am literally just typing the blurb of this webcomic-ahem- 

Lady Mina lives proudly as the daughter of a well-respected noble family. But to fulfill a prophesy made by the oracles, she and her friends, along with hundreds of other human females, will be offered up as brides for the Underworld's demonic nobility. Upon meeting Komino, the alluring demon king himself, Mina realizes that her undesirable fate is to become his wife. With no time to mourn the life she left behind, she keeps her cool with an attitude of sheer optimism, all while maintaining a magical secret. As Mina grows closer to Komino and uncovers the secrets of the Underworld realm, maybe she'll discover that being the demon king's bride isn't the nightmare she expected? 

i

fell

saleept

s a m e

hey-

I’m back, uh I don’t know how to start this but-

You’ve noticed I’ve been taking breaks right?

Like, constant breaks 

Why is that-

I have Le anger issues-

No I don’t take em out on anyone

There are times where I need to chill

Like I would walk away

That’s one reason 

I’ve also said that June sucks for me

I mean I’m a fucking mess rn

I can’t even tie my shoeee

Ok that’s a joke, I can infact do that-

But still, I’m like a ticking bomb ready to cry or to scream

I need a 56 hour nap, if I can get one

Can’t really figure that I only get 6 hours of sleep

That’s not a good thing :/

Shard keeping can’t be finished because I don’t have a laptop 

I’m still procrastinating about the release date 

I can’t sleep

I can’t even find a quiet place

No time for my ranting geez-

I don’t do good news before bad news

So I might as well tell you my good news

I may or may not make a new shard keeping oc

I will infact bring back Duchi, I’ll like make a home for her or something-

anddddddddd I might change up Duchi’s design, not her scales, just an outfit change or something like that

And that’s all

lawkins is Le outta :D

rp? ;w;

pppppppppppppppppppppppppp of ik

THEN YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE NOAH CENTINEO YOU FUCKING BITC-

hi

hello!

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I'm committing arson with Tendou Satori. 

Nice, i would commit arson with renji abarai, but, he hates p e o p l e

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I also jamp off a cliff with Bokuto. Got blinded by a ray of sunshine called Hinata Shoyo. Bullied kids on roblox with Kenma. Went midnight skateboarding with Suna Rintarou. 

Unpopular opinion

Arcade Craniacs is actually epic.

Also

Turron.

I'm back.. Ig

AUNTIEEEEEEEE YOU CAME BACK! :D

yeah, but idk if I'm gonna stay...idk I might..

I hope you do stay. But it's your choice.

:0

Yay! Your back! But, for how long?

Hi! I'm sorry I went afk for so long and didn't change my status or say ANYTHING about leaving. My tonsils are swollen. I went to my mom and she took a look. I might have to go to a doctor if they don't shrink. I am in much pain. And I can't even smile. Talk. Drink. Eat. Breathe! YAWN! SNEEZEE! COUGH! ANYTHING THAT INCLUDES MY THROAT!

That's probably tonsillitis 

You'll probably have to get them removed. 

Your throat'll hurt for a little while and you won't really wanna talk, but you'll be ok. Also you get a lot of soft foods, which means disgusting amounts of ice cream.

Thank you. I will now go cry in a corner. And then I will stop crying. Because I'm in pain.

Yep. 

HEY THEY'RE SHRINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY SLOW SPEED BUT IT'S LESS PAINFUL NOW! THEY'RE SHRINKING!

yay!

:D

I hope they feel completely better soon!

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name: celeste

RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP

-disappears because sister want on bye-

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you know considering ben shapiro history of debating with people that are clearly younger than him, i would consider this too farfetch'd

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IM MATCHING BANGDREAM PFPS WITH A GIRL ON DISCORD

how do you take a picture of your character and then post it on the comments

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wouldn't you like to know

RIVER BE NICE

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i am being nice >:[

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That face says otherwise. -.-

screenshot

ok but idfk lmao

cries

idk how on computer i only know how to on school chromebook

We can start here if you want.

stronk

(Whuuuuut)

yes

(HEHHEH IK WHAT CHU DUWIN)

?

I just got my report in today and... I just BARELY passed English and French. Like BY THE HAIR. 

hhehyhyheyhayheyaheyheyehyehe

i passed the entire school year by a hair

if I had failed either of those subjects. I would have been FINISHED. DONZO. NO MORE. ZILCH.

HOLY SHIT IM HAVING A CRISIS

DREAM SMP APOLOGISTS ARE ATTACKING ME ON TIKTOK AND I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH THEIR PATHETIC BULLSHIT

:0

i said dream slander was a little bit funny (its hilarious) and now i have like fifteen different 13 year olds on my ass saying that he doesn't deserve slander cos he has adhd and has to take medication (boo hoo) and i keep saying I have ADHD and will be taking medication and they won't shut up

oh my god... know what. Don't encourage their behavior. Just calmly explain 1. you didn't say you supported it you simply thought it was funny and 2... YOU HAVE ADHD  I want you to make it VERY clear that if they keep being annoying. They can go die in a ditch.

mexactly

One told me to "die.   Respectfully" 🥺(with that emoji) and im thinking of replying "you first 🥺🥺" 

reply with "Hmm... No thanks I'm good."

ok, ok! just bock them then! XD

i dont have the time or energy to block five xillion dream fans

what does having adhd have to do with deserving or not deserving slander or insults- just tell them their a bunch of losers who cant accept opinions they disagree with.

IKR

LIKE HAVING ADHD ISN'T A GET OUT OF BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS PASS

people are weird.

im mean im weird but like people are weird

i namedher Monica

SHE'S PRETTY

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TW: committing sudoku. (ALSO DISCLAIMER: this is not a venting poem it's just a poem I wrote ok. We good?)

























Dear Future Me


Dear Future Me

I hope you're having a better day than I am today.


Dear Past Self

I'm afraid it's gotten worse.


Dear Future Me

I hope another puppy comes by because mine died.


Dear Past Self

I'm afraid that won't happen.


Dear Future Me

I hope college is easier than high school.


Dear Past Self

I'm afraid it's harder.


Dear Future Me

I hope my mental health gets better.


Dear Past Self

I'm sorry it didn't.


Dear Future Me

I hope my thoughts don't become reality.


Dear Past Self

I'm sorry I made them.


Dear Future Me

I hope I don't die early.


Dear Past Self

I'm sorry I made you do it.


Dear Me

Goodbye.

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an old oc. Mizuki is a mha oc. I just gotta change shiz.

Name: Mizuki Sato

Villain Name: Bloodshed

Hero Name (if she was a hero): "fuck you I don't have a hero name."

Quirk: Blood Control 

she controls blood kinda like a blood bender except she can't move water. She can even heal wounds but it takes a while and of course the would won't just heal cause no blood is coming out. She just stops the bleeding and lets it heal. "I can make you bow down like the peasant you are."

Personality: a bitch

Gender: Female

Age: uhh O-O well I-... LEAVE ME ALONE!

Date Of Birth: November 12 during a year that exists and has happened

Sibling(s): Wel- "Nope. No siblings. Nata."

Species: Human with Quirk

Native Language: Japanese

Accent: no accent O-O

Languages Spoken: English, Japanese

Sexuality: Pan

Zodiac: ... 😐🙄

Chinese Zodiac: oh I don't know lmao

Residence: a lovely abandoned club :I

Occupation: Villain

Blood type: "Dangerous." It's just O "Shut up I'LL KILL YOU!"

Mental State: ... highly unstable... "omae wa moi shindeiru." NANI

Phobia(s): ... 😐🙄

Allergies: none "of course I don't have any. I'm pitch perfect."

Addiction: "I got you a cup of mur... MUR-DER!"

Strengths: *sniff* uhm... well you see... I don't really uh.. know.

Weaknesses: ... "I DON'T HAVE ANY I'M NOT A WEAKLING!" (she has a weakness and it's-) "I CAN HEAR YOU!"

Enemies: HERO ANY HERO JUST HERO

Friends: none :D "DON'T SAY IT LIKE I'M LONELY!" yes sorry ma'am won't happen again.

Likes: well theres blood... blood... more blood... and BlOoD!

Dislikes: smiley sappy stuff "it's absolutely DISGUSTANG!"

Theme Song: Choke - IDKHBTFM "What? I like it."

Quote: "Fuck you."

Extras: (don't tell her I said this. She's just an insecure little BABY) WEAIT WAIT I'M SORRY I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN I'M SORRY PLEASE AHHHHHHHH- "Hi guys! Don't worry about that. Just a technical difficulty."

What is this bakugous f-cking sibling /joke

yes /j

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Turron.

Cheese

Speedi

How the hell did you get here again

Also

ceese

I am everywhere

Uh oh

Not me about to bully more people on the internet

uh oh. How unfortunate. Uh oh. How unfortunate. I know how much you like to fight so I'll add a new problem to your night! /j (pls don't fight me)

someone tell me why I grew whiskers like a cat?

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Name: Celeste

anyone wanna rp with an owl girl?

nevermind i had to go

IMBORED
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHA HA HA HA AHA HA

one of my friends is on Veeeerrryyyyyy thin ice rn 

get them off of it please

cant

She's 

On  the Thinnest ice

i- CALL THE FACKING POLICE

mum lets sing a song what shall we sing-

I finished it and it took an hour :/

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Bye.... I'm most likely quitting but idk

NOoooOooO don’t quit 

Please :(

☆ Wait what- why? WAS THERE DRAMA WHEN I WAS GONE- ༄

no, only in the fnf community 

Please don't quit Auntie. 

: ( 

Please???

WHAT NO! WHY?

i really really really really really really

want to do an kid sam rp with someone

Great, baldi side is back ;-;

Aperently there is a rumor about unfunny wanting to —- kids

Ain’t gonna finish my sentence 

He said law can’t stop him

What’s funny is that I’m  the law-

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don’t believe baldi side, literally one time he said this

Also, The rumor was made by him, it’s obviously Photoshop or inspection tool lmao

Yeah I saw the rumor so uh yeah

o-o

I AM THE LAW

With no government included-

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Then we have to deal with baldi side because he is the opposite of law 😾

Wait never mind-

I’m. Lawful

He’s awful 

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so thats what happens when you get jump-scared in the game!

y e e e p

ew wtf

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