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The Virtual Girl! Ultimate classic system!

(As usual, based on the works of Ba0bao)

Also, I think you meant "✨𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓵✨"

Cool

Three gay gals just happened on the exact same day

Three? In one day?

No fluffy fox tail D:

Unofficial Gay Gal™: TRANSparent

Her exact reaction

Cursed image

Why did I forget the scars? Am I stupid?

Is there a lore reason why I made the Jonkler? Am I stupid?

Third oath of Dagon, a Lovecraftian being and father of the Deep Ones. Deep ones being fish people

She's just drawing attention to 'em

idk, looks pretty happy with 'em to me

That's cool. Not everything needs lore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your sword is so strong I am level 1 gobwin I do not know why I guard this dungeon ohhhhhh...

Also, she's adorable

E̷͕̍x̸̖̃c̶̣͘è̷͇p̸͉̒ṭ̵̉ ̵͆͜f̵̻̕o̶͚̊ȓ̸̭ ̶͍̑J̷̫͗e̴͍͂ŕ̵̻r̵̿͜ỳ̸̰.̴͎̈́ ̶̛̖H̶̞̓e̶̢̍ ̴͙͆ḱ̸̞n̴̨͐õ̵̘w̷̥͝s̷͉͝ ̷̨͠w̷̪͒h̴͓͂a̷̹̿t̴̤̾ ̶̻̈́h̷͇̅e̶̡͛ ̷̧̌d̶̠̀í̷̺d̸̮͑.̵͇͒

Ok (spoiler warning)

Basically, the above passage is from a book you can find on the back of the 1000-THR "Earthmover" (or "Benjamin" as the community has dubbed it). It details the fall of mankind after the creation of the Earthmovers, which was designed to be the ultimate war machine. It then praises the Earthmovers and laments their decline on the surface.

However, One line that I decided to leave out reads as follows:

"The pages of the book are blank."

All text before that is written in red, and the spaced-out letters at the end suggest that Hell itself is communicating with V1 (the player).

In Ultrakill, Hell is a living, sapient organism that enjoys tormenting humanity, which is pretty much why it praises the ultimate war machine so much.

Hope this clears it up!

Go ahead!

Also, she gives me Poppy or Alice vibes

Bit of a messy eater, but she seems nice

It's fine

If you want, I could explain what this actually means

Ẻ̵̦̥̣̐ņ̶͔͚͑̅ţ̷̤͈̚ȩ̷̫̘͌̋r̴̦̋ ̴̘̌̏ẗ̷͈h̵̪͌͜ě̷͓̯̠͒ ̴̲̾v̵̙̇̾o̸͓̻͆̈͌i̸͍͛̌͠d̶̮̬̎ ̴͉͂̊͝ä̴̹̠͉́̕n̸̛̮͒d̸̡̮̠̈́̃̄ ̸̤̏b̶̗͔͔̀͋́e̸̛͓̜c̴̯͆̑ŏ̷͖̊m̸̹̞̂̄e̶̫̲̊̅̕ ̸̱̋̈́̚o̸̤̳͝n̶͓̠̖̉e̷̥̝͒ ̵͈̋w̴̡͇̻̎͝i̷̛̺t̷̮͊̾͝h̵̲͎͎̾ ̴̨̲̘̀ț̴̦̀̍͜͝h̵̘̫̙̽e̷͓̗̭̿ ̷̘̌n̵̡̅͗o̸͓̣͓͊t̵̨̞͕̒͆̄h̸̦̊̅ͅi̶̪͒̒̚n̶̜͌̓̎͜ͅĝ̷̹̞̼́n̸̦̫̟̈͘ĕ̴̹̣̾s̵̱͔̉͗s̸͎͗̑́

You could say she's pretty...

negative

Ultrakill reference

Basically, it's a poorly-made version of one of these things:

Proton, neutron, and electron

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.

WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.

A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.

T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .

How about some H2O2: the sequel to water?

/j

Always assume /j

Yep, ol' H2O

Meh, fair

More of a hydrochloric acid fan myself

what?

The flowers like her, too

Sounds like fun!

Doesn't matter, she's going in the soup

It's a blend of good genes and beating opponents to pulp

Thanks! They brought her to life!

My own universe

There's a whole folder of monsters I've made

Pebble the stone golem

Rodor, the Brawler