NOUN BORG! It's the hot new TTRPG product category taking the world by storm and The Lingua Ludorum Community invites you to make your own Borg! It might get collated into a package and offered digitally. It might get collated and offered in print at "cost".
Here are the rules (one for each misery)...
- ONE page per entry. A5 portrait format with 3mm of bleed on all sides (in case this bullshit goes to print). However much stupid will fit on ONE A5 page, anyone who wants to write more can just use a smaller font.
- You must use the NOUN-BORG generator to get a prompt for your entry. Bonus points for including a screen cap.
- It must include the MÖRK BORG third party license, found HERE.
- It must be stupid.
- No using fucking AI. Stick that shit up your arsehole. Random generators like NOUN-BORG are okay. This is a new rule, replacing the former rule 5, which is now part of the intro text.
- You forgo all rights and claims of ownership to your soul, because you surely are going to hell for participating in this. Assuming you believe in that sorta stuff.
- Make it dark, make it borg; but avoid any racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise discriminatory content.
Jam entries will be rated by anyone and everyone on the following categories (which are totally meaningless)...
- Most Borg
- Jeff
- Bonus Points
- and maybe Moistness
Top performers in each category might get prizes—besides the inevitable cash windfall from their kickstarters—such as...
- A chocolate-dipped Ikhon from mcglintlock's personal stock
- An original Johan Nohr drawing by Walton Wood
Lorcana commons signed by Karl Druidor not as apparently he wasn't being serious- Strega Wolf's upcoming migraine
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Travel through the ages of Mörk Borg universes
We have MÖRK BORG at home
It's set in the land before time
Playing a mortal character is boring. Here's something better.
A game about gradually turning into a big horrible chicken.
An RPG in the coal-fired apocalypse
GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING
Ask me about Superhero Borg!
You are a damned pony.
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with karate
Fighting is all about learning about ourselves, and the friends we make along the way.
Fun rules to implement into Mörk Borg! (clickbait)
This is stupid. Also, a parody.
nonsense hack by a nonsense hack. we're whalers in the mork.
Roll up your wiener!
Sword Borg (Ages 18+) is about Stimulation
Roll Dice. Shit Dies.
The ultimate NOT conversion guide to bring 5e content to Mörk Borg!
Play the trigger happy "Hero", eat triangle chips, blame Lag and Pay Respects
This DIY bowling game is the perfect way to simulate vehicular homicide using common household items.
PLAY AS CATS IN ANY BORG
Mörk Borg Gods Supplement
It’s about digging your own grave. And hopefully lying in it.
It's a lot like MÖRK BORG, but with singing!
A Noun Borg Hack
You've eaten their cereal. Now defeat them in battle.
YOU do not BELONG to this REALM...BORG
Include Panzers in your Mörk Borg adventure | Incluye Panzers en tu aventura de Mörk Borg
a one page mork borg system about that famous game
Funny little project for the Noun Borg game jam about being a vile group of dudes bent on destroying the world.
Stretchgoal Edition! Funding on Kickstarter now!
Tolkien Estate may send their assassins after me, but I'll publish this if I have to die for it!
A mouth puckeringly original and cleverly named hack (in)compatible with Mörk Borg
Mörk Borg Class and Follower Supplement
Mutant Turtles fighting Lactose Intolerance!
Quien Es Mas Macho?
Are you lucky enough to get a Panda kiss?
We are the beef.
You’ve been digging in an old crypt and found some VERY CURSED SPOONS.
It takes place in ancient Greece
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more hit points
Theys Bugs (Made for the Noun Borg game jam)
It's about protecting what's yours
Like MÖRK BORG, but with more stats
For https://itch.io/jam/noun-borg
It's about beating off a dead horse
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