This was unexpectedly fun, incredibly validating and oddly comforting in a "maybe there's hope" kind of way. If a single billionaire could do this much good, could you imagine the quality of life we'd all have if we didn't idolize or allow their ill-gotten hoard?
SPOILERS - SECRET ENDING GUIDE. I recommend you try getting them yourself first, using hints dropped by a comment below. This will go into a lot of detail and is for if you just can’t figure it out.
1.) Immediately start spending money.
2.) Pay for the border wall and then don’t built it.
3.) Pick “What else?”
4.) Fund NASA.
5.) Double every Amazon employee’s salary.
6.) Buy Twitter.
7.) Show your nibling Twitter.
8.) By now, you should have $200 million left. Fund the animal rescues to get your value to 0.
9.) This will lead you to a secret room from which all the secret endings branch off of.
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Oh god this was so much fun
help i just got ll the endings
how do you get the 3. secret ending?
Men only want one thing...
this was fun until it got pandery and preachy
Edie Liger Smith mentioned
You are Donald Trump.
How many endings in total are there? I got the two secrets and the true end, is there any I'm missing?
There are six endings in total! You can check your progress from the wakeup page after completing the game the first time.
YOU Are Elon Musk
yo this is a BANGER of a game i love playing god (the 1%)
this is peak
This was unexpectedly fun, incredibly validating and oddly comforting in a "maybe there's hope" kind of way. If a single billionaire could do this much good, could you imagine the quality of life we'd all have if we didn't idolize or allow their ill-gotten hoard?
This was FUN! It also helped raise some very serious points about the nature of capitalism and the immorality of having so much money. Very Well done!
SPOILERS - SECRET ENDING GUIDE. I recommend you try getting them yourself first, using hints dropped by a comment below. This will go into a lot of detail and is for if you just can’t figure it out.
1.) Immediately start spending money.
2.) Pay for the border wall and then don’t built it.
3.) Pick “What else?”
4.) Fund NASA.
5.) Double every Amazon employee’s salary.
6.) Buy Twitter.
7.) Show your nibling Twitter.
8.) By now, you should have $200 million left. Fund the animal rescues to get your value to 0.
9.) This will lead you to a secret room from which all the secret endings branch off of.