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(I played this game before it was removed from the jam and it being removed will not save you from having to hear my thoughts on it.)

This game has a really strong start, but it sets you up for failure. Case and point I didn't finish the demo (I made it to the bar). My first impression of this game was that it would have lots of sex. And it had a lot of reading. The main character is boring and I know you make jokes about this, but it does not change the fact he is boring. The writing is very dry. The main character does not really have a goal. There are no steaks. He wants to make hell a better place but you don't elaborate on that. The characters don't do a lot to stand out. The first real character we are introduced to has the personality "Slutty." I liked the sex scenes, I see why you front loaded the game with one, the rest of the story is a bit boring. You should give the main character a prominent goal and flaw. Ie: "Only the person at the top can fix things so I am not even going to try until I am at the top. Anyone who tries to fix things from anywhere other than the top is wasting their time." Then give each girl a problem they are trying to fix from the bottom and you have to help them at first you try to fix everything from the top down, but realize that does actually work grow and learn along side the girls to overcome all of the problems and have sex along the way. You can disagree with me but there is just too much dialog. They talk and talk and never say anything.

  "If you're going to kink shame me, I'd prefer to get my work done."

  "Oh, yeah, it'd be a real shame if the paperwork wasn't filled out correctly. Perhaps it would even cause a total collapse of Hell just because Malacoda decided to stop filling out paperwork."

  "You know damn well that bureaucracy is the bread and butter of the torture we do to all white-collar humans on earth."

  "The amount of agony we collect from them visiting the DMV in one day is enough to power hell for weeks!"

  "Mark my words, Rubicante! One day, I'll be the head of the Eighth Circle Department. I'll ensure the coffee isn't freezing when I make it to work. How does one manage to make the coffee cold in Hell?"

  "You know Ciri makes the coffee. She was all hooves less than three years ago. Cut her a break."

  I played this game for about five minutes made no progress and gave up. I have played the old point and click style games and remember them fondly moon logic and all. Despite showing promise this game lacks direction. I would love to play again with some kind of quality of life improvements like having objects that can be interacted with light up when moused over.

  I liked the story enough to finish it. I do think it was lacking conflict and I was lacking personality. For all of the questions none of them had exciting or meaningful impacts. You could remove most of the questions and have the same outcome. I understand the reason for the questions is to build immersion make me feel like I live in the town, but the writing is not strong enough for that. You never once mentioned the smell of the ocean or the smell of anything. We made dinner and I don't know how it tasted. There are no sharp edges. Everything is vaguely pleasant. I would have killed for one character who does not like me. An old woman I wronged as a child, but don't remember how, telling Melanie I am a bad person and that she should avoid me leading to a conversation about making mistakes. Melanie has feeling about her family, but they are not 100% positive so we are not going to explore that. In one choice I said I was always outside, but then I said I was shy and suddenly I was always inside. It is a good story, but it is not great. And that is fine. I am not saying you should strive to be the best writer in the world. I enjoyed my time with this story. Given the subject matter it would feel wrong to ask for more.

I played the game for a little while and I liked it. I got scenes for the devil and the angel. I didn't love the voices at first but they grew on me after a few minutes. I do think the game's thumbnail needs at least one pony. I almost didn't see the game and ponies would make it stand out more. I liked the backgrounds and all of the other art. The writing is good 7/10. I don't have any strong opinions because the game is at such an early stage, but I did really like what I did see. I am looking forward to seeing more of the mares. 

  I had reservations about publishing this game for what I think are obvious reasons, but I am glad I did. It has been nice talking to you again.

  I hope you are right about censorship. I look forward to the day lesbian ponies are celebrated by everyone.

  Making an effort to be kind is a noble and worth while goal. I respect your ability to reflect and take actions to ensure you are the kind of person you want to be.

  If you ever want to talk you know how to contact me. :)

  To clarify, I don't think Teach Me Mama is political in the same way as this game. I was pointing out the fact many people would. When I said ask any creationist I was being hyperbolic. I know not every creationost denouces the taxanomical ranks. You asked a question and I was genuenly trying to answer it. Maybe I didn't do the best job. My point was this game is not taking as far a leap as it might first appear. It is a matter of persepective.

  I can't disagree with what you said and I am not going to try. I respect your opinons and broadly agree with you. Not compleatly, but in the words of Anthony Bordane "Surrounding myself with people who always agree with me is the most boring prospect I have ever heard."

 I know we talked about this before, but I don't know what wokenss or marxism are. I had a friend who was really into philosophy and he would tell me about it, and my eyes would glaze over. My knowledge of philosopy begins and ends with Plato. I acknowledge and appreciate you know a lot more about this than I do.

  I am glad you acknowledge there are exceptions. People who isnist things have to be a specific way are usally either surgeons or jackasses (as far as I can tell you are not either).

  When I said adult games are in of themselves political I was refering to the fact Porn Hub is banned in 22 states. I don't think adult games should be political, but they are. It is like rock music in the eighties (I think. I was not alive back then). Dee Snider had to testify infront of congress because they decided his music was political.

  I understand what you are saying and I hope you understand what I am saying even if you don't agree with me.

  I agree with you. I play adult games for the same reason (especally the pony imoutos). Adult games are in of themselves political. I know you know this better than most. I agree there is a time and place for politics and I am sure you will agree that does include in adult games. I don't necessarily want to see more political adult games, but if they are sincere and come from a good place I would not mind seeing more of them. I don't think the problem is my game is political. The problem is my game is heavy handed. If the game was more refined subtle I am sure you would like it more. This is vent art. Thanks for your concern. My brother and I are doing fine.

  I found your reaction interesting. Teach Me Mama is a political game. It teaches the taxanomical ranks. Any creatonist will tell you animals are grouped by "kinds" not taxanomical ranks. I have always been political. You just never noticed because up until now my games have aligned with your political views. You could argue this is not the same thing and I would agree, but not everyone would. 

  Thank you for your concern. My brother and I have been having fights like this for years. We will be fine.

I think it is a huge missed opportunity to have the girl on the puzzle screen. Right now the puzzle half of the game feel completely separate from the puzzle part of the game. It would be cute if she cheered me on when I completed puzzles. The girl should be the star of the game not an afterthought.

This is where I would put my mossy key if I had one.

I liked the game. The girls were cute. I met the princess but did not find enough flowers to get the sword. The street light guy outside the tent killed me. I played the game for quite a while. The combat feels a bit shallow. I never had a real strategy. I like the atmosphere and love the art. I am looking forward to seeing what comes next.

The moans were a choice. There are voice packs on Itch, but you do you. The moans are nice, except the random blahs. I don't want to sound like I don't like any of  the moans. I think it is interesting the boobs bounce nicely, but the facial expressions don't change. I understand why you prioritized the boobs and that you don't have unlimited time to work  on this, but a second facial expression would go a long way. This sounds negative. I like the game. It is fun. I liked watching the boobs bounce.

This is a great start. The scene with the yeti is fine. The elf girl is hot.  I am looking forward to seeing more.

I was confused as to why the Fuck Mode button didn't do anything. I did not scroll down before starting the game. The art is nice. Esther is very cute. The game is fine for what it is. I knew what I was supposed to do and had no trouble doing it.

I like this game. But, the jump is a little jarring. I played for fifteen minutes completed one quest and found two dead ends. I decided to stop playing because I started running past every bad guy after a few fights. I know it is early in the game and more abilities will open up, but first impressions are everything and combat is not very fun. I love the art and animation. The music is great too which is why it is so disappointing masturbation has no sound effects. Over all I would give the demo a 7/10. It is pretty good but there is room for improvement.

I really like the idea behind this game, but I don't understand why I had to completely create my character before playing the tutorial. I had no idea what I was doing and after playing the game for an hour that feeling did not go away. The game is confusing, that is not quite right, the game is obtuse. I never really understood why I was doing anything. I could do lots of stuff but I had no motivation. I do see this is a very early build, so I don't want to bee too mean but in the hour I played this game I never found myself having fun. If I really understood what I was doing I am sure i would have enjoyed it more, but as I just could not get into this game. GMTK has a video on how to teach complex games I think would benefit you.

Hey I have played this game before. I am glad you finished it. It was worth the wait. I liked Doll. Lady was super hot. The story was nice, if a little sad.  I liked most of the jokes. This is a good game. In complete honesty I really liked the kiss. It was sweet.

I really like this game. I have played a lot of games this jam all but three so far, and this one is contender for my favorite. It is simple, knows what it wants to be and executes it very well. It does not have a lot of meat on it's bones. after a few minutes I felt I saw everything it had to offer but that will not stop me from giving it a 10/10. This game is pretty much perfect.

I found the instructions unclear. I know. Hear me out. I thought I had to click a specific spot to get the clothe to come off. I found the game frustrating because I didn't know what I was doing wrong. I did eventually realize. I like the art and the music. It does not have anything particularly special, but it does not over promise either. I could think of worse ways of spending my time. 

The progression was way too slow. I chose to buy the wooden horse because it sounded interesting. It was fine. If I had to describe this game in one word it would be boring. It is slow and tedious and nothing happens. I know it is a demo. I did not have fun playing. Good luck though. A journey of one thousand miles begins with a single step. This is as good a start as any. 

This looks like a really fun and interesting game. I love the concept, but the presentation was confusing. I bounced off pretty quickly. I may come back and try again because games catering to this specific fetish are few and far between, but my first impression was not the best.

I am not sure what the upgrades do. I assume the house upgrades increase my energy and the work upgrades increase my money, but I am not sure. The game has a strong foundation and I can see ways it can go moving forward. I think it has a lot of potential.

I really like this game. My girlfriend is a delight. I was expecting the (Spoilers?) I was expecting the mermaid to be the correct choice, because movies, I am glad she was not. Spending time with your girlfriend should be the good ending.

The story is mostly well written. I am glad you did not miss spell tongue. It does leave something to be desired. Loupcy is going back to her life and so is Fiona which is fine. Casual sex is fine. But Fiona didn't grow or change. Her love life sucks and she is sad and frustrated by that fact, and after this night it is going to go back to sucking. There was no indication anything changed. As someone who likes tall women I was a little disappointed when Loupcy grew it felt like, and I am sure this was not your intention, you were saying little people can not be sexually desirable because of their height (which is a real problem little people face). I am sure you just think tall girls are hot, but by having her start off three feet tall and growing before sex and shrinking after it does have a connotation I don't think you intended. I see what you were going for, but you missed the mark. Ironically I think the story was too short. If Fiona had a girl she liked but was scared to ask out and after her night with Loupcy found her worth and asked the girl out I would like the story much more. The main character is lacking an arc. As Smut I can easily give it an 8/10. As a story it left me feeling unsatisfied. It is one re-write from a 10/10.

I really like this game. I do wish it had music. I could not get "keep your cool" to do any damage. I do wish I had a bit more control over the content of my deck. I never felt like I was making choices. Even when I had to choose card I just chose the strongest ones. I love the art and I see this games potential. 6/10 for now. Looking forward to seeing what comes next.

The animations are nice. I would like some music. This game is very bare bones. I will forget I played it in three days. Yes the animations are nice. Yes the characters are hot. No there is not anything special. 6/10.

 I am really glad you like the game. I recently started working on it again in the hopes of finishing it for your finish your nsfw game jam. It may be missing art for some scenes, but only time will tell. There will be alot more dates, double dates, clothe, locations, characters, mingames and fun facts. I hope you will give the game another play when it is "finished" in (with any luck) three days. It will be a while before the game is completly finished.

  Anytime Jacks lies you must respond "Really?" I am sorry if that was not clear. She only tells two lies.

   The "T" in The Apple's orchard and The "N" in Night ember are lowercase because they are lowercase when Jacks says them. In hindsight it should work either way. I am not sure why I was so strict. 

Thank you for playing the game. I appreciate it. :)

First : Did you read what I said? I said the words they used are not the problem it is the way they used them. They are being disrespectful. It does not matter what kind of jam they are hosting they are still being a jerk.

Second: I didn't choose to get upset. I don't have complete control over my emotions. I am sorry for being human. When I see someone being mean it does make me upset. I tried to explain myself and be as nice as possible while also letting them know they were being mean. They chose to be dismissive. When I tried to follow up an continue the conversation they chose to ignore me. They chose to mock me in a reply to you rather than have an earnest conversation with me or just remove the one word. They are choosing to keep the word despite the fact I told them, in detail, why it is disrespectful. You can side with them if you want. I don't know why you would want to.

Since they refuse to answer me I want to know why defending their specific use of the word is important to you?

  In his bit on soft language, Geore Carlin's says cripple is a perfectly dignified word. I agree with him. The thing is you did not use "retarded" in a dignified way. Ghetto is a perfectly fine word. Do you see why saying "This jam has no theme becasue themes are ghetto." would be a problem?

  I am genuinely asking. I truly want to know. Why is this so important to you?

  I was excited to join this jam. I was going to make a naughty pony game (I have gotten pretty good at drawing ponies recently). I will not. I can not!

  A friend of mine has brain damage. He is one of the nicest people you could hope to meet. He is a writer. He writes about bowling, school buses, Teletubbies, professional wrestling, music, air raid sirens and driving dogs. He has a lot of interests, and despite his flaws, he has written genuinely great things. When you used the word "retarded" in a derogatory way, it upset me. I have known him for over a year, and I have more bad things to say about you than him.

  I will not enter the jam until you remove the offensive remark. Thank you.

I think they look good. I am not good at drawing so I can't give more feedback than that.

I played the game. I liked it. I didn't win. I found the monkey, but could not figure out how to get the train back. the art is cute. The game was fun. 10/10.

I thought it was funny.

I am sorry people are being mean to you. I like your games. I don't think using AI is giving up. Few people can do everything on their own. My games have very little music because I suck at making music. You did your best and people are mad it does not live up to their standards, but you didn't ask for a trophy. You did nothing wrong. I am genuenly mad people are being mean to you for no reason.

My one and only take away all future characters MUST have green nipples. That is all really good advice. I love the idea of her pretending she is not green. Thank you.

  Bad porn XP. I am not "good" at making games and that is okay. I am not trying to win any awards. My goal is to make porn games for women. My games may be half baked, but I am having fun and some people do like them.

  If you have any specific critism I would be glad to hear it.

Thank you.

Oh. Thanks for letting me know. Itch has not told me anything about that. I don't know if it is worth anything but I have not done anything strange.