dear reader, 

with all disrespect, what the hell? why is this so good? i wanted gay minotaur and i got that and GUT WRENCHING [in the most complimentary way possible] writing.

im a simple man, this novel [i use novel intentionally] has been weighing heavily on my mind ever since i read it 2 months ago, yet i cannot bear to even try and forget about it. whenever it rears its shy head in my mind welcome it into my arms, my mind-arms. 

mans is about to learn how to play the lyre to woo other mens hearts--after i open up and learn to lower my guard which is so hard to do in this world and this novel captures that pain so well.

conclusion: i hate you all in the best way. i forgot i wanted to format this like a letter and i suck at grammar. im too gay for your rules, dad.

sign my petition so i can request payment for the surgery on my heart--he's crying on the floor yelling at me to write faster.