Cake Or Death! is a simple two page RPG in which you play goblins who gatecrash the world-saving heroes' celebration party. You haven't been invited, but you know they've got the best spread ever in there, and so you plan to sneak in, steal whatever you can carry, and sneak out. However, every failure brings you one step closer to GOBLIN MODE, where your inherent nature will compel you to do something destructive, nasty and, most importantly, noticeable.

Can you survive the party? Only one way to find out!

Cake Or Death! is available to purchase here for two bucks!