I see I'm the only one who has this problem, but I can vouch this is real. I can't play the game because it won't get out of the loading screen to even get me onto the first level. I can get past the intro, pressing start, choosing my character, and then it gets into loading that it can't get out of.

I waited an honest to goodness full hour and it still wasn't done loading. I see this game isn't particularly resource heavy either, is there anything you can advise to help me?