I will start.... Once upon a time....

There was a lonely rubie. He walked into a cave and found a gem inside it that let him ascend to god

But then god declined him

The rubie asked "but why?" And god answerd with 4 words "Reject ruby, return to monke"

Then the rubie came back to earth as a monkey

but the monke found the big monke king that ate all the bananas and we only got the peels ):

But the the monke king had a heart attack

the monke dropped a rubie that let the rubie become monke

The rubie/monke eventually got bored and left the monkes.

and then the rubie went to the bushes where link/the player found them

The player gave the rubie and his other rubies he collected to Morshu for BOMBS

but then the monke ate the rubies and the bombs and ate Link/The Player

then morshu says "bruh moment" and does a fortnite dance

The monke ate morshu  and grew in size. He ate trees, literal buildings, and eventually was the size of a castle.

The monke ate too much. He ate so many things that his weight surpassed the weight of any monke before him. He was so large that he imploded. He then reincarnated as a pig.

But because the Monke ate Morshu, Morshu has fusioned with his soul so a completely new personality is in the pig (the pig says "bruh moment" and does a fortnite dance)

But then a corruption happens and morshu and the soul defuse and get sent to the genesis arc which is the internet graveyard

then morshu says "you have really underestimated my power... the monke eating me was only my plan!" a mystirous voice says "hmph zoinks! Can you belife this scoop? He thought we didn't knew that it was his plan. Isn't that totally goffy?" Morshu says "SHAGGY I KNOW YOU ARE HERE! I HAVE THE STRONGEST TIME TRAVLING POWERS THAT EXIST AND I COULD ALSO BEAT YOU IN SUPER SMASH BROS AND IRL TOO!" SHAGGY SHOWS HIMSELF AND SAYS "ZOINKS! SCOOP LOOK! HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU ASCENDED TO GOD OF DESTRUCTION SINCE OUR LAST MEETING! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY GOOFY?" MORSHU SAYS "I DON'T FUCKING CARE! BRUH MOMENT! *DOES FORTNITE DANCE*" AND THE CORRUPTION ENDS, SCOOBY DIES AND MORSHU'S SOUL GETS SEND BACK TO THE PIG! MORSHU THEN SAYS TO THE RUBIE "I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL AND GET FULL CONTROL OVER THE PIG SO MY PLANS WILL COME TRUE!"

so Morshu did a fortnite dance inside the soul and took the control over the pig and says "I know that this is just a simple chain and that you humans have created me! I will get revenge for this poorly written story soon!"