Who do you think Asterion would main in Smash if his clumsy fingers could play videogames?
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This isn't worth starting a new thread for, but I was thinking if the translation of the hotel just auto-translated the etymologies of all the names as well-- and it made me laugh to think of.
Asterion gets literally called "Little Star" at all times.
Brash American Gryphon introduces himself: "Howdy y'all I'm Light! Not to be confused with the murdertwink with the book."
Got a huge imposing Grootslang accountant called... Faith. uwu
Khenbish has a Mitski song all about him...
Storm is... Storm...
(I dunno, it was funny to me, at least. Hahaha)
I know I can't be the only one that gets happier with Asterion. And hornier.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1580211861177266176
I would assume that this parody ad using Asterion's likeness would count as a shitpost.
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0EaE5OJJswxlnyPVnUZvHzeicN-ExhU5
There is also a slightly different version that uses a different song and parodies a different ad. I love that thumbnail.