HOW TO GET FREE UPVOTES ON YOUR COMMENTS:

1. Say something that people will DEFINITELY upvote, like "Amogus is funny"
2. Once you are satisfied with your upvote counter, edit your comment to say something like "Amogus is NOT funny"
3. You have tricked people to give you free upvotes as they saw your comment and said "I'm gonna upvote this comment because I like it."

As you can tell, this isn't to be taken seriously and is satire.

or just say that you or you character is gay or lgbt, always works