Agony
Death<Well that wasn't a pleasant experience>
Memes
Death<Died of laughter>
SCP-1176-1
Message<Tastes like honey... I hope there aren't any side effects.>
SCP-505-1
Death<This will take forever to clean up.>
Joy
Message<You feel warm and happy.>
Antimatter
Death<...>
Depression
Message<You are filled with existential dread.>
Oxygen
Death<Wow, that's cold>
Seltzer
Message<Why do I like this>
Cuban missile crisis
Death<Nothing like nuclear war in the morning>
Folgers
Message<I'd rather have literally anything else.>
Flint Michigan water
Death<You think you're funny?
Kombucha
Message<Why do I like this>