WOW
Okay, fine, you asked for it.
Death stars.

Text based adventure game where you explore hundreds of locations in an attempt to uncover all the secrets. · By
WOW
Do you realize that I SUPPLIED THEIR BOMBS?
And even if the death star did blow up, I would still have like 69 infinity squared + 1 death stars left, along with 420 infinity squared + 1 backup weapons I haven't even mentioned yet!
Swords, Crossbows, geese from a certain untitled game, guns, gun-sword hybrids, gun-bow hybrids, We have it all.
And of course they are all bomb proof.
And finally, I have !nf1n(ty times !nf1n(ty squared + !nf1n(ty super soldiers that can kill geese in 1 punch.
Those bombs are fake. Your spies are lies. The god of wow is stirring. I have a feeling he will awaken soon.
The sea of wow is ready for a tidal wave. It will destroy you and your nonexistent army.
Your 6969 level mage has just been executed. Everything and everyone that helped you fight is gone. You are hopeless.
And also I OWN THE HOLAY WATER! AND I DRUNK IT! I ALREADY DEFEATED MULTIPLIE GODS IN MULTIPLIE TIMELINES AND ALL YOUR BACK UP WEAPONS ARE NOW DESTROYED TOO! YOU ARE ONLY ONE GOD AND I ALREADY OBSORVED THE POWER OF MORE GODS THEN YOU COULD EVER IMAGIN! YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER LITTLE INSECT IN THE PLAN! YOU REALLY THINK I ONLY TRY TO STOP THE WOW? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOUR LITTLE TRICKS? THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE LITTLE PUZZEL PIECES IN THE PLAN TO BRING "HIM" BACK! SO GIVE ME "KEY" YOU OWN AND I WILL LET YOUR CHAIN CONTIUE, BUT IF YOU DON'T DO YOU WILL GET WHIPPED OUT OF EXISTING AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE PREVENTED TO ENTER THE AFTER LIFE! YOU WILL BE STUCK IN AN ENDLESS VOID! FOREVER! SO GIVE THE "KEY"
NOW!
And if you ask who I am...
I am a being that managed to defeat sugon...
I am a memeber deez nutties that created the joe mama attack.
I am leader of DaBaby DaCult.
I am the strongest being in existince
And I swear...
I WILL BRING HIM BACK!
I WILL FINNALLY BRING BACK UPDOG SO WE CAN FINNALLY REUNIT!
I AM THE SON... OF LIGMA!
OR SHORT: I AM THE STROGNEST MULTIMULTI DIMESIONAL GOD THAT EVER EXISTED!