A table top game based on the most buckwild allignment chart the internet has produced in my opinion. Are you comprised mostly of meat, or mostly of leaf? Where do you fall on the powerful to unpowerful axis? How do you feel about sleeveless crop-top turtlenecks?

If you have answers to those questions I have a character builder for you!

https://zinesfromatown.itch.io/meat-gremlin-leaf-grace

Just remember, Leg is Leg. Leg is equal to power. You can't stop Leg.