FUCK IT FIFTY

Usually you do sales and shit when it's like Halloween or St. Philomena's Day or Christmas in July or whatever. 

"Sales" in that sense are antithetical to our views on art and value, labor and worth. 

But I'm in the mood to do a super short big number sale. What we're in the mood for is absolutely aligned with our views on art and value, labor and worth. So, sale.  Every motherfucking thing on the Machine Age roster is 50% off. That's right. Everything. For a week. At least everything digital.

Physical

If you wanna get a physical book, I'm cool with 50% off the PDF price. So like, if the PDF is $30, and the physical is $69, like in the example of #iHunt, I would give it at $15 off, or $54. That make sense? If you're in the US, this is super easy to handle. I don't think I can do international right now. Sorry; shipping is basically an anxiety nightmare waiting to happen for me.

Super Special Post Card Thing

If you buy the whole fucking digital bundle (there's a button for that) I will send you a post card. This is actually okay for international. I just kinda want to send physical postcards to people, after all this time apart with no conventions, no hugs, no nothing like that. It's just gonna be a post card. Like, I will buy a box for like ten cents each, and then send them to you. We might doodle on it. We might say something we've never told anyone before, that we'll only ever tell to you. We might make a tiny game. But, you know, within the bounds of a post card. But we'll make it special. How 'bout that?

Super Bonus - MACHINE AGE IN 4D!!!

If this sale thing hits a total of $1,500, the amount I spent on my motherfucking plumbing this month, then every single post card will come with a scratch 'n sniff sticker. It will probably not be a very cool one, perhaps a banana or a poo emoji, but it will be one we find in a multi-pack in a discount store. Since the special post card was previously three dimensions and now it is four, the dimension of smell, we must maintain the integrity of the project. Which is to say, we'll put it in a plastic envelope so the smell doesn't rub off in the mail.

This shit's all about connection and human behavior and we love all of you so um here's a mushy-ass sale.