The last Friday of each November, the (d6: 1. citizens, 2. colonists, 3. aristocrats, 4. bondsmen, 5. partisans, 6. mystics) of (d6: 1. Arbor Nova, 2. Old Nassau, 3. Midding, 4. Tantalis, 5. Nineveh, 6. Terra Silens) gather to observe Laser-Day, a festival (d6: 1. celebrating, 2. mourning, 3. marking, 4. recognizing, 5. immortalizing, 6. damning) the (d6: 1. Insurrection at Nox Optima, 2. Blockade of Caladon, 3. Cinder Exodus, 4. Icon Blight, 5. Electric Insurrection, 6. Condemnation at Arx Lumen).
During this momentous festival, Laser-Ritter shall be discounted down to $9 and for each purchase two community copies will be added to the pool.
A (d6: 1. Happy, 2. Mournful, 3. Pleasant, 4. Dreadful, 5. Satisfactory, 6. Uneventful) Laser-Day to you!