Finally! Black Friday is here... and it totally sucks!
There is nothing to buy!
"Up to 70% sale!" on what? A toothpick?
I wanted to buy some stuff that is usually expensive... but no. If you are lucky it's 10% off.
Well just f*** great!
Jessie got so pissed she told me to put our game on 100% SALE so we can show to those jerks what A REAL SALE IS!
I disagreed, but she threatened to kick my ass... so here you are - you can get the best game ever made for FREE!
You think this is funny? You think Jessie is joking? You think this game isn't as good?
Just watch this totally FAKE reviews video and you will be disproven... and ashamed!
Like I said - ASHAMED!